Guest Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 my junior told me this joke and i decided to share a traveller was lost and a head monk of a temple invited him to stay for the night but as the traveller lay in the guest room at night, he heard strange sounds coming from the other rooms so in the morning, the traveller asked the head monk what was the noise was but the head monk just chuckled and said 'i can't tell you, you are not a monk" so the traveller left the temple curious, and found his way back home months passed, but the traveller cannot keep his mind off the secret that head monk hid from him so he left his current job and went to become a monk in the same temple after he shaved his hair, he went to confront the head monk, but the head monk shook his head and said "you are still inexperienced, you must study the ways of a monk for 7 years, so i still can't tell you" all pumped up, the traveller became a traveller no more, but a monk he studied hard for the next 7 years, until he became a high ranking monk so he went to confront the head monk again, but then the head monk was old and on the verge of death when the traveller sat next to the head monk's bed and begged him to tell him the secret before he die. but before the head monk could open his lips, the head monk passed away. so in the end the traveller never get to hear the secret but do you want to know the monk's secret? i'm sorry, but you are not a monk so i can't tell you. XD pls do not be angry with me.....^.^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 and i was all ready to hear the secret... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 MissKitten Posted January 3, 2011 Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 aww, do we never get to hear the secret??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 dark_magician_92 Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 my junior told me this joke and i decided to share a traveller was lost and a head monk of a temple invited him to stay for the night but as the traveller lay in the guest room at night, he heard strange sounds coming from the other rooms so in the morning, the traveller asked the head monk what was the noise was but the head monk just chuckled and said 'i can't tell you, you are not a monk" so the traveller left the temple curious, and found his way back home months passed, but the traveller cannot keep his mind off the secret that head monk hid from him so he left his current job and went to become a monk in the same temple after he shaved his hair, he went to confront the head monk, but the head monk shook his head and said "you are still inexperienced, you must study the ways of a monk for 7 years, so i still can't tell you" all pumped up, the traveller became a traveller no more, but a monk he studied hard for the next 7 years, until he became a high ranking monk so he went to confront the head monk again, but then the head monk was old and on the verge of death when the traveller sat next to the head monk's bed and begged him to tell him the secret before he die. but before the head monk could open his lips, the head monk passed away. so in the end the traveller never get to hear the secret but do you want to know the monk's secret? i'm sorry, but you are not a monk so i can't tell you. XD pls do not be angry with me.....^.^ Hahaahhaaahhaah it dint even take a second to see he spoiler to know the secret Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 OmegaScales Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 The secret is:Sorry can't tell you. Okay,okay, it's:Sorry, your not a monk. Fine,fine, it's:..............................................................................Wow! You must really want to know that secret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 MissKitten Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 wow. i just wasted 20 seconds of my life. thanks, omega. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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my junior told me this joke and i decided to share
a traveller was lost and a head monk of a temple invited him to stay for the night
but as the traveller lay in the guest room at night, he heard strange sounds coming from the other rooms
so in the morning, the traveller asked the head monk what was the noise was
but the head monk just chuckled and said
'i can't tell you, you are not a monk"
so the traveller left the temple curious, and found his way back home
months passed, but the traveller cannot keep his mind off the secret that head monk hid from him
so he left his current job and went to become a monk in the same temple
after he shaved his hair, he went to confront the head monk,
but the head monk shook his head and said
"you are still inexperienced, you must study the ways of a monk for 7 years, so i still can't tell you"
all pumped up, the traveller became a traveller no more, but a monk
he studied hard for the next 7 years, until he became a high ranking monk
so he went to confront the head monk again, but then the head monk was old and on the verge of death
when the traveller sat next to the head monk's bed and begged him to tell him the secret before he die.
but before the head monk could open his lips, the head monk passed away.
so in the end the traveller never get to hear the secret
but do you want to know the monk's secret?
pls do not be angry with me.....^.^
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