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my junior told me this joke and i decided to share

a traveller was lost and a head monk of a temple invited him to stay for the night

but as the traveller lay in the guest room at night, he heard strange sounds coming from the other rooms

so in the morning, the traveller asked the head monk what was the noise was

but the head monk just chuckled and said

'i can't tell you, you are not a monk"

so the traveller left the temple curious, and found his way back home

months passed, but the traveller cannot keep his mind off the secret that head monk hid from him

so he left his current job and went to become a monk in the same temple

after he shaved his hair, he went to confront the head monk,

but the head monk shook his head and said

"you are still inexperienced, you must study the ways of a monk for 7 years, so i still can't tell you"

all pumped up, the traveller became a traveller no more, but a monk

he studied hard for the next 7 years, until he became a high ranking monk

so he went to confront the head monk again, but then the head monk was old and on the verge of death

when the traveller sat next to the head monk's bed and begged him to tell him the secret before he die.

but before the head monk could open his lips, the head monk passed away.

so in the end the traveller never get to hear the secret

but do you want to know the monk's secret?

i'm sorry, but you are not a monk so i can't tell you. XD

pls do not be angry with me.....^.^

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my junior told me this joke and i decided to share

a traveller was lost and a head monk of a temple invited him to stay for the night

but as the traveller lay in the guest room at night, he heard strange sounds coming from the other rooms

so in the morning, the traveller asked the head monk what was the noise was

but the head monk just chuckled and said

'i can't tell you, you are not a monk"

so the traveller left the temple curious, and found his way back home

months passed, but the traveller cannot keep his mind off the secret that head monk hid from him

so he left his current job and went to become a monk in the same temple

after he shaved his hair, he went to confront the head monk,

but the head monk shook his head and said

"you are still inexperienced, you must study the ways of a monk for 7 years, so i still can't tell you"

all pumped up, the traveller became a traveller no more, but a monk

he studied hard for the next 7 years, until he became a high ranking monk

so he went to confront the head monk again, but then the head monk was old and on the verge of death

when the traveller sat next to the head monk's bed and begged him to tell him the secret before he die.

but before the head monk could open his lips, the head monk passed away.

so in the end the traveller never get to hear the secret

but do you want to know the monk's secret?

i'm sorry, but you are not a monk so i can't tell you. XD

pls do not be angry with me.....^.^

Hahaahhaaahhaah it dint even take a second to see he spoiler to know the secret :D

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