[Guest]

I found this game on dreamviews but it originated somewhere else and I dont see it anywhere on here.

This is how it works: Someone makes a wish and the next poster grants it but adds a sadistic or hilarious twist to it and then posts a wish of there own to be corrupted. eg.

I wish I had a new car.

granted, but your parents are having sex in the back seat.

so here we go..

I wish I could read minds

[Guest]

OK then but you will always hear peoples thoughts really loud.

I wish I was able to run super speed

[EDM]

granted, but you'd be so clumsy, you'd be more trouble than helpful.....

I wish I could sing opera.....

Edited December 12, 2010 by EDM

[Guest]

You can sing opera but you must always speak in your opera voice

I wish I could play piano (well)

[EDM]

granted, but then you'd have to lug that heavy thing on your back everywhere you go......

I wish I could outwrestle all those wrestlers....

Edited December 12, 2010 by EDM

[Guest]

Granted, but you'd be so large and muscular, that you wouldn't fit in any room you try to go into.

I wish I could play Ko-ko (the lord high executioner) in the Gilbert and Sullivan operetta, The Mikado.

[EDM]

(oh, that would be.....wrong....)

Granted.....but you'd be driven insane by your conscience....

I wish I could fly....

[Guest]

Granted, but you'd crash into buildings.

I wish this wish could be corrupted.

[EDM]

Granted, but you wouldn't understand why....

I wish I knew the answers to all questions....

[Guest]

Granted, but you wouldn't understand which answer belong to which question

I wish I am the only one with the wishes

[Guest]

Granted but you may not use any of them for yourself

I wish for invisibility

[araver]

Granted, light will bend around you so that no one sees you. Unfortunately this also means no light will ever reach you so you won't see anything.

I wish for a incorruptible random wish.

[Guest]

Granted but you have now sucked the fun out of this game and nobody likes you...

I wish for a great big hammer

Edited December 12, 2010 by maurice

[EDM]

Granted, but everyone will keep borrowing it and you'll never get a chance to use it yourself....

I wish I was famous for 24 hours...

[Guest]

Granted. You are the most notorious serial killer of all time, DaGoogler. You have just been caught, tried and sentenced. Your execution is in 24 hrs.

Edit - I wish for world peace.

Edited December 12, 2010 by maurice

[EDM]

Granted.....but you'll thirst for the chaos afterwards.....

I wish I could speak all languages of the world

[Guest]

Granted, but you wont know who speaks which language.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[EDM]

Granted....but then you won't be able to wish for it.....

I wish I was a martial arts expert.....

Edited December 12, 2010 by EDM

[Guest]

Granted, but my earlier wish for world peace was also granted.

I wish for a new avatar.

[EDM]

Granted.....but you get barbie.....

I wish I was happy all the time.....

[Guest]

Granted.....but you get barbie.....

I wish I was happy all the time.....

Darn you EDM

Granted but you now hate being happy.

I wish to stop aging

[EDM]

Granted, but you're a weakened veg vampire......

I wish I was perfect....

[plainglazed]

Granted, but you're a weakened veg vampire......

I wish I was perfect....

granted, a perfect fool

wish I was asleep

[EDM]

Granted.....asleep in the middle of very important meetings and decisions only....

I wish I was a superhero....

[plainglazed]

granted, but I'll cut you up and serve you as finger sandwiches

wish I was a racecar driver

[Guest]

granted but now you are matchbox car size

I wish I was an NBA player