[Molly Mae]

Driving home on Friday night,

I came upon a dreadful sight.

A car was veering left 'n right,

Ever closer came the light

'Til sure enough he struck fast

And all my dreams would never last.

Twisting metal, splintered wood

Something leaking 'neath the hood.

I couldn't move, nor could I speak

My mind was focused on that leak.

Unscathed, the other left his car

I knew he'd not long left the bar

He came close and watched my death

Booze had lingered on his breath.

With all I've done and all I've seen,

I'm finally home in Fiddler's Green.

What is the occupation of the drunk driver?

EDIT: It's not hard, I know. But I really liked the rhyme and just couldn't part with that one part. =P

Edited December 8, 2010 by Molly Mae

[araver]

It looks hard for me.

1) undertaker (it's a stretch I know)

2) stunt (believing this is a stunt too)

3) blind?

[Molly Mae]

It looks hard for me.

1) undertaker (it's a stretch I know)

2) stunt (believing this is a stunt too)

3) blind?

Thanks for kicking this off, Araver. It's none of those, though.

[Guest]

Someone who works the lighthouse light? Not sure what the techincal term for that occupation is.

[Molly Mae]

Someone who works the lighthouse light? Not sure what the techincal term for that occupation is.

You're certainly on the right track. No keepers here, though.

[Guest]

sailor/captain

[Guest]

I'm thinking

A Soldier or Ship's Captain

[Guest]

Someone who works the lighthouse light? Not sure what the techincal term for that occupation is.

I believe the proper name is

Lighthouse keeper

[Molly Mae]

sailor/captain

Hmmm.... I'm considering accepting this. But if you're a little more "playful" with the answer, I'll mark as solved.

I'm thinking

A Soldier or Ship's Captain

See above.

I believe the proper name is

Lighthouse keeper

=P

I always wanted that job... but I'd probably be bored.

[Guest]

Captain Morgan

[Guest]

I believe the proper name is

Lighthouse keeper

Thank you.

[Molly Mae]

Captain Morgan

Hmmm....not quite so specific. But I like the double meaning there, too.

[Guest]

pirate?

[tiger_lily111]

the reason the rum is always gone! (Bastard. Save some for the rest of us!

)

[Molly Mae]

pirate?

That's the one I'm looking for.

the reason the rum is always gone! (Bastard. Save some for the rest of us!

)

Actually, Maurice and I are the reason the rum's all gone..

Thanks for playing, everyone!

[Guest]

nice maurice, i wouldn't have gotten that.

Edited December 8, 2010 by moofu25098

[Guest]

nice maurice, i wouldn't have gotten that.

Thx, but it took hints...and googling Fiddler's Green

hope Molly meant playful to mean jolly

{hic} I know noth {hic} ing about no rum {hic}

Edited December 8, 2010 by maurice

[Guest]

I think he is a train engineer, or whats it called

he is a train engineer, or whats it called a conductor.

a conductor.

[Guest]

Apparently I do not know how to do the spoiler thing