bonanova Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 The March Hare and the Mad Hatter were sipping tea when someone came from behind and placed his hands over the Hatter's eyes. Guess Who? said the newcomer in a thin, flat voice. I have no use for practical jokers, the Hatter answered, rather coldly. Nor have I, said the stranger, his hands still covering the other's eyes. At this point the Hatter took up the challenge with a series of questions: Would you, by chance, be in a black suit this evening? I would, but not by chance, by design. Then I presume you're a member of all the posh clubs? Sorry, no. Never been invited. Surely you're better than average? Indeed! Not spotted, I hope? Knock wood. Married? No, quite happy! Who is behind the Mad Hatter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 EDM Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Hi bonanova...... the rabbit....??? Very happy to see the Moderator finally posting a riddle after a loooong time..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 bonanova Posted July 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Thanks EDM. Nope, sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 EDM Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 his executioner.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 The Jack of spades He's not spotted, so He has to be Ace, Jack, Queen or King but queen and king are married Ace is not better than average (I think) And it's spades because it's a black suit and it's not clubs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Framm 18 Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 I will guess the Ace of Spades, since on cards the Ace is repersented by an A and A is definitely an above average grade. I am not sure about the Posh clubs question unless that eliminates the club suit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 A One Eye'd Jack of Spades Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 dyalDragon Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 The Jack of spades He's not spotted, so He has to be Ace, Jack, Queen or King but queen and king are married Ace is not better than average (I think) And it's spades because it's a black suit and it's not clubs. The Joker... not spotted, not married, better than average (wild card!), and he stands alone, so he is not a member of any of the posh clubs (suits) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 bonanova Posted July 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 archlordbr solves it first. The March Hare and the Mad Hatter were sipping tea when someone came from behind and placed his hands over the Hatter's eyes. Guess Who? said the newcomer in a thin, flat voice. Card. I have no use for practical jokers, the Hatter answered, rather coldly. Nor have I, said the stranger, his hands still covering the other's eyes. Not Joker. At this point the Hatter took up the challenge with a series of questions: Would you, by chance, be in a black suit this evening? I would, but not by chance, by design. Not heart or diamond. Then I presume you're a member of all the posh clubs? Sorry, no. Never been invited. Not club. Surely you're better than average? Indeed! forget what this means ... Not spotted, I hope? Knock wood. Face card. Married? No, quite happy! Not K or Q. Who is behind the Mad Hatter? J of spades. Nicely done everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 EDM Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 oh.......COOL RIDDLE!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The March Hare and the Mad Hatter were sipping tea when someone came from behind and placed his hands over the Hatter's eyes.
Guess Who? said the newcomer in a thin, flat voice.
I have no use for practical jokers, the Hatter answered, rather coldly.
Nor have I, said the stranger, his hands still covering the other's eyes.
At this point the Hatter took up the challenge with a series of questions:
Would you, by chance, be in a black suit this evening?
I would, but not by chance, by design.
Then I presume you're a member of all the posh clubs?
Sorry, no. Never been invited.
Surely you're better than average?
Indeed!
Not spotted, I hope?
Knock wood.
Married?
No, quite happy!
Who is behind the Mad Hatter?
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