tiger_lily111 Posted July 26, 2010 Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 Though corny at times, I'm naturally right. You can't beat the fact that less makes me light. Go without me, and you cannot survive, But make a few changes - I'll see you at five. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Wilson Posted July 26, 2010 Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 OK,lots of views but no guesses. So seeing as I know you have a good sense of humour..... A turd? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 tiger_lily111 Posted July 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 OK,lots of views but no guesses. So seeing as I know you have a good sense of humour..... A turd? While that certainly made me laugh (luckily alone in the lab whilst "working" today), sorry, that's incorrect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 26, 2010 Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 (edited) Clothing? Though corny at times, I'm naturally right. (some fabrics are made from corn fibers) You can't beat the fact that less makes me light. (the less you wear, the lighter you feel) Go without me, and you cannot survive, (you'd freeze or burn to death or die of exposure) But make a few changes - I'll see you at five. (most people change clothes when they get home from work) Edited July 26, 2010 by mojobrain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 tiger_lily111 Posted July 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 Clothing? Though corny at times, I'm naturally right. (some fabrics are made from corn fibers) You can't beat the fact that less makes me light. (the less you wear, the lighter you feel) Go without me, and you cannot survive, (you'd freeze or burn to death or die of exposure) But make a few changes - I'll see you at five. (most people change clothes when they get home from work) Interesting thoughts, but not where I'm going with this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 EDM Posted July 26, 2010 Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 well.....corn may not work here..... How about insults...??? or jokes...??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 tiger_lily111 Posted July 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 well.....corn may not work here..... How about insults...??? or jokes...??? corny jokesbut that's not where this one's heading. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 EDM Posted July 26, 2010 Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 thoughts....??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 26, 2010 Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 Beer or light corn syrup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 tiger_lily111 Posted July 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 thoughts....??? Nope, sorry. Beer or light corn syrup Some of your thinking is on the right track. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 26, 2010 Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 Alternative ("greener") energy sources Corny (ethynol) less makes me light (energy-saver lights or solar power) go without me, you cannot survive (many would perish without power, not to mention the greenhouse effect w/conventional power sources) make a few changes (switching to a greener source of energy) I'll see you at five (stumped, sorry) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 26, 2010 Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 fructose, dectrose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 tiger_lily111 Posted July 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 (edited) Alternative ("greener") energy sources Corny (ethynol) less makes me light (energy-saver lights or solar power) go without me, you cannot survive (many would perish without power, not to mention the greenhouse effect w/conventional power sources) make a few changes (switching to a greener source of energy) I'll see you at five (stumped, sorry) Good thoughts, but not it. fructose, dectrose Well, close enough. Edited July 26, 2010 by tiger_lily111 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 tiger_lily111 Posted July 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 Sugars Corn syrup, high-fructose corn syrup are common sweeteners due to their sugar content (glucose & fructose). Naturally-occurring sugars are in the D-, or "right-hand" configuration. Sugar Beets are a common source of table sugar (sucrose). To make a 'light' claim on a food package (in the U.S.), must reduce the calories by one-third - one way is to reduce the sugar content. Human body requires sugar to function. Ferment sugar to alcohol for happy hour. And the title - 'simple' sugars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 26, 2010 Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 (edited) I was thinking same as hambone. Happy hour? At 5, whisky made of corn.... I guess some people can't go without beer? O wait didn't see psoted answer. good riddle! Edited July 26, 2010 by NickFleming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 EDM Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 Loved this one...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Though corny at times, I'm naturally right.
You can't beat the fact that less makes me light.
Go without me, and you cannot survive,
But make a few changes - I'll see you at five.
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