akaslickster Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 The economy is so bad that...... - I got a PRE-declined credit card in the mail. - I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" - CEO's are now playing miniature golf. - If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. - Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM. - McDonalds is now selling the 1/4 ouncer. - Parents in Beverly Hills had to fire their nannies and actually learn their children's names. - A truckload of Americans was caught illegally sneaking into Mexico. - Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting. - People in Africa are donating money to Americans. - Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. - The Mafia is laying off judges. - Exxon-Mobil had to lay off 25 Congressmen. - The most highly-paid job is now jury duty. - The CEO of Wal-Mart is actually shopping at Wal-Mart. - I went to my bank the other day and the teller handed me a note saying, "This is a stick up!" - Bill Gates had to switch to dial up. - My ATM gave me an IOU! - Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their children, "Finish your meal! Don't you know there are starving children in the US?" - 7 of 10 houses on Sesame Street are in foreclosure. - My niece told me she wants to dress up as a 401-K for Halloween so that she can turn invisible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted September 21, 2010 Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 The economy is so bad that Donald Trump is trying to copyright the word "economy" as it is the only word being heard as often as, "your fired". The economy is so bad that it cost more to make money than it is worth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 The economy is so bad that they're taxing charities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 phaze Posted September 24, 2010 Report Share Posted September 24, 2010 The economy is so bad tha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted September 24, 2010 Report Share Posted September 24, 2010 (edited) The economy is so bad tha The economy is so bad that phaze can't afford to finish his sentence. Edited September 24, 2010 by harvey45 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 phaze Posted September 24, 2010 Report Share Posted September 24, 2010 The economy is so bad that phaze can't afford to finish his sentence. Yeah, not quite as funny when you need t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 akaslickster Posted September 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 It's so bad that people are actually making clothes out of newspapers. The only problem is that they can't seem to get the ink stains out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 EDM Posted September 25, 2010 Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted September 26, 2010 Report Share Posted September 26, 2010 the economy is so bad they are now taxing the poor to pay for the very poor's food. minimum wage is paid in food stamps. when i give food to the poor, they call me a saint, when i ask why the poor have no food, they say "join the party." entertainment consists solely of having people tell stories of what the old days where like. higher mathematics has been reduced to also using your toes to count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 akaslickster Posted October 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2010 It's so bad that the president is figuring out a way to ruin it more, so we will forget about the last expense and budget which was exhausted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 The economy is so bad that the other day when my mom and I were picking up Chinese we saw two Emergency Medical Technicians..... on bicycles. The economy is so bad that genies only give out one wish now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 It so bad that bread is getting smaller because no one can afford the extra dough... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 akaslickster Posted October 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 Economy is so bad that grape kool aid replaced the wine at church. So bad that, Xmas will be discontinued and turned into Almsgiving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The economy is so bad that......
- I got a PRE-declined credit card in the mail.
- I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked,
"Can you afford fries with that?"
- CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
- If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call
them and ask if they meant you or them.
- Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
- McDonalds is now selling the 1/4 ouncer.
- Parents in Beverly Hills had to fire their nannies and actually learn
their children's names.
- A truckload of Americans was caught illegally sneaking into Mexico.
- Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
- People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
- Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
- The Mafia is laying off judges.
- Exxon-Mobil had to lay off 25 Congressmen.
- The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
- The CEO of Wal-Mart is actually shopping at Wal-Mart.
- I went to my bank the other day and the teller handed me a note saying,
"This is a stick up!"
- Bill Gates had to switch to dial up.
- My ATM gave me an IOU!
- Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their children, "Finish your meal!
Don't you know there are starving children in the US?"
- 7 of 10 houses on Sesame Street are in foreclosure.
- My niece told me she wants to dress up as a 401-K for Halloween so that
she can turn invisible.
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