phaze

Quail

...start an argument?

Granted, All scientist have been given gestapo training and redistributed to cinemas, however they are no no longer researching the cure for cancer (which they were about to make a major breakthrough with) and numerous other illnesses, and the Mars rover is now wandering aimlessly and has missed a very clear indication for intelligent life being on Mars. A sitting of one movie from Lord of the rings trilogy now takes over a week. Cartoons are worse. It is difficult to fund the new science gestapo from the cinema coffers so the government has to step in and increase taxes to around 100%. It takes so much "explaining" some movies that scientists have died of dehydration, and even in some cases hunger. The economy crashes, research is non-existent and Jamie gets fired from Mythbusters (is made redundant). Eventually everyone comes to their senses and shuts down cinemas allowing scientists to resume their regular position (albeit with the occasional Nazi salute). Everyone now goes to the video store or buys their unscientific Hollywood propaganda online where they are not bothered by stern voices telling them that from that height it would take 1.37 seconds to hit the ground instead of have enough time to assemble a hang-glider that is bound to collide straight into the nearest building, in which time they should still be riddled with an estimated 40 bullets even if the shooter was a completely blind nervous wreak. I wish I didn't have to remove most of that answer for the sake of brevity

Which is why flamebirde is at fault for giving himself a paper cut...

Y-San: <grammar nazi mode>Then it should at least say "All harm that the spiteful genie inflicts should ultimately derive from a creative interpretation of the wishes" </grammar nazi mode> Granted, When was the last time you asked your "parents" their occupation? And you believed them?! I would have thought the baby mobile of shuriken over your cot was a dead giveaway. Your parents have the perfect Asian child but abandoned him as well due to them perceiving him having a messiah complex. I wish that Ysan and her "parents" have and will continue to have no knowledge of my existence or whereabouts unless it is on completely affable terms at which time they will repent and be baptized.

@Brianiac I bet you 2 of your points you will not score 2

Evil Genies caught in the act of breaking the genie code* Genie: Y-San Rule Broken: III. All harm that the spiteful genie inflicts should ultimately derive from a creative interpretation of the wish How: By blindly running over wisher with a car in answer to the wish "I wish to fydt da gerb teriup" Caught in the act by: Phaze (the victim) Genie: flamebirde Rule Broken: III. All harm that the spiteful genie inflicts should ultimately derive from a creative interpretation of the wish How: By giving self a paper cut in answer to a wish for understanding how a wish was granted if evil genies did not exist Caught in the act by: Phaze *which within this game no other code can be thought of as being more highly regarded including and not limited to imposing an impossible or paradoxical situation or accidentally or purposefully creating additional rules.

Granted, it is because you are a evil genie, therefore you do not exist, therefore you do not have a paper cut, therefore the conditions of your wish were indeed granted by the paradox that YOU were responsible for creating. As we have established you are a non-existent evil genie I have received no request for any wish from you so do not need to grant them as you have or have not specified. I wish flamebirde was able to prove how a paradox creates a paper-cut and so avoid violating rule 3 of the genie code ( E.g. it's cheating if a person wishes for a million dollars, and the genie gives him a million dollars and also dumps a bucket of lava on his head). I contest that the paper-cut and the paradox are not related

Granted, there is no such thing as evil genies (technically, I have not hurt them as they never existed) I wish I knew how I granted that wish

How thick and long is the dowel? Given the right proportions Rob may be a winner. Note the triangle is not connected to the square as end needs to be connected to end but the triangle does not need to be connected to the square? Note while if we assume infinite thinness of the dowel the triangle has to be larger than the square for this to work if the dowel has the right thickness this can be accounted for.

Granted, In true detective fiction style he already knows what happened and the people responsible and it waiting for everybody including the viewers to catch up with his line of thinking. At least one of the people responsible will be a character that is only introduced in the last episode. I wish genies could not use computers

How to possess something as unsubstantial as a wish let me see * give flamebirde bottle * Granted, but don't open the bottle or the wish will escape and never have been granted in the first place I wish I could remember if it was the right bottle

Aren't they? All the workplaces I have been at have been at least as awesome. I am beginning to wonder if it is because I have been employed there. I wish this wish, wished for wish that was incorruptible

Granted, it wasn't that one, it was the one that snacked on both your legs first to build up his appetite. I wish that there was no hurry to develop worm-hole technology.

make kittenaide http://www.kittenaideprogram.com/

Granted, It does this by sampling actual speech from the time-period using worm-hole technology (hardware that does not currently exist) I wish to lodge a patient on this translator software so that I can sue software company for infringement once the hardware becomes available.

Y-San for the worst wurst interpretation you are up

@current http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/hitchhikers/game_nolan.shtml for an explanation

Granted, we did but ignored them due to the room slowly spinning around our heads I wish I knew the relationship between geekdom and pop culture quotes

The only way I can think of causing you to defy physics in such a manner while remaining an entomologist is: To turn you into a caricature of your formal self, give you a butterfly net which you are bobbing up in down in, all whilst being attacked by a rare beetle (which in all true cartoon nature you are being a drama queen about). I wish I never do anything as undignified as above no matter how my wishes my be corrupted.

Granted the ultimate question is "what is 7 times 7"? I wish I understood the fundamental flaws of the universe

Granted, hover-boards can't do 3:12 marathons I wish for more brains

Not familiar with the rules of baseball but a nine man Rooster would make an awesome mascot

What can possibly be worse than...

Granted, you are now a cold blooded serpent. After scaring the c out of airport se_urity (at least the sign that announced them as such) you are labeled a bio-hazard and confined to a small glass tank until customs can figure out your country of origin. I wish that they find Y-Sans country of origin because the only other option is dire.