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Y-san: Granted you now own a freezing works where other kill the meat for us but you are also a committed vegan. Therefore you have an indefinite supply of meat but not the ill affects associated with eating it. Faizaan Granted, but you are compelled to take up every bet offered, Thus forcing you to bet, thus not being voluntary thus you still could lose. You first bet is therefore with TheChad08 I bet that Faizan will grant my wish of winning a bet against him for a vast sum of money

Wow, I didn't realize kittens could run a 3:12 marathon. Hmm, they might if they are told there is a sale on at Maceys (which seems to be missing a mannequin kitten/ clone replacement ).

For current Granted, It was at the police station where you where meant to identify members of the mob, unfortunately it was installed backwards I wish that nobody questions how I know this For Y-San http://www.ddr-museum.de/en/ Open times For the DDR museum are Monday - Sunday 10am - 8pm Saturday 10am - 10pm no closing day For Current Granted, you HAD a car, at the moment it is orbiting Jupiter at near light speed

Because according to clue the load teacher is female "who teach in the classrooms adjacent to hers"

nvm

Granted, organizes air flights for everyone who runs faster than Y-San using his/her/its* credit card. * depending on the body that has been vacated so you can re-possess it I wish for a safe landing for 6.9999999999 billion people currently aboard planes Edit: Wow, we are up to around 7billion people on earth

Granted, carves flamebird into a stone idol I wish for flamebird to communicate to me a random number that not even he can predict

Granted, like the rest of my co-stars you have now be charged with the severe crime of wooden acting I wish the judge would throw the book at him

I bet you 2 points it will not score 1

Hmm, An emotionless clone, lets see I wish my entire criminal record ( of thieving one mannequin from Macys) to be expunged

Granted, she nearly had kittens. Congratulations after scaring her good you have become her new arch-nemesis I wish for a doomsday device

Granted, you exist but are obviously delusional. * Psst I think the word you accidentally omitted was "able" * I wish that the granter of this wish gets their wish granted

CARDS

This might help The four teachers are: Lalita, a teacher who teaches in classroom A2, Verma who does not teach in classroom A3, and only male teacher Prashant Therefore A2 is not Lalita, Verma or Prashant

..all being martyred for the cause of world peace. * activates Alpha and Omega Bomb from planet of the apes *

Granted, you get to pick your favorite stuffed animal from the box to play with if you manage write a thesis in Urdu about how the Laplace equation relates to the observed social and economic effects after the most recent nuclear holocaust that you have instigated. That should cover Foreign Languages, Maths, Science and Social studies (including Foreign Politics and Criminology). OK you got me, not thorough enough! I wish that Stewie Griffon wasn't the only one to graduate kindergarten.

I put this one down to the miscommunication of a non-official clue based on certain non-English languages having non-gender specific personal identifiers.

with the highest score (of 2) You are up Brainiac

A balanced binary slide rule sounds much more useful despite being just as useless. If you can think of a use for it, there is probably a simpler solution staring you in the face. It still provides the illusion that you are a practical geek rather than an unrealistic one So where did you get the fractional log values for base 3?

Granted, * Take legal permanent possession of Y-Sans body while she is away in exchange for her breaking rule III of the genie code by blindly running over my last body with her beaten up car as opposed to granting a wish, leaves note behind stating * "Thank-you for freeing me,you have learned your lesson well" I wish my last wish had never been granted Edit: There must be a spare bottle around somewhere for you to take up residence in, If I could remember where... Oh that's right I am an evil genie. I DONT CARE. Muhahahahahaha

would Kroenen from Hellboy count (always wears a gas mask)

Works if you omit the clue "One of the teachers has his last name as Sharma."

I wish this wish does not get granted

Yup, you are not trying hard enough