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all the QAs won: Host: Unreality 1) Frost - DEAD [Grim Reaper] Killed by Mafia 2) Brandonb - DEAD & VICTORIOUS [QA - MoS] Killed by Warlock 3) Kingofpain - DEAD [Defender] Killed by QAs 4) Pw0nzd - DEAD [?] Killed by Mafia 5) Cherry Lane 6) Dawh 7) Nayana 8) Dnae 9) Scott - DEAD [?] Killed by Mafia 10) GC 11) Puzzlegirl - DEAD [bomb] 12) Slick - DEAD [?] Killed by QAs 13) Kat 14) Wreath - DEAD [Ninja] Killed by Grim Reaper 15) Joe's Student - DEAD & VICTORIOUS [QA] Sphinx's revenge 16) Johnson 17) Frozen - DEAD [sphinx] Killed by QAs 18) CrazyPainter 19) Yoruichi 20) Mekal - DEAD [?] Blown up I just can't reveal the other QA cuz he/she is unknown ;D yeah, so the QAs won, but then their country had a minor setback (lol) thus leaving gameplay to continue

Rules, Roles, Strategy Help, Voting Help, Players, Introduction & An Intercepted Message -- Night One - Awesomeness in Question Day One - Trial by Fire Night Two - The Ancient War Continues... or does it? Day Two - Frog Spawn Night Three - The Guardian

changing semi-victorious to VICTORIOUS! THE QAs WON!!! w00t! Host: Unreality 1) Frost - DEAD [Grim Reaper] Killed by Mafia 2) Brandonb - DEAD [QA - MoS] Killed by Warlock 3) Kingofpain - DEAD [Defender] Killed by QAs 4) Pw0nzd - DEAD [?] Killed by Mafia 5) Cherry Lane 6) Dawh 7) Nayana 8) Dnae 9) Scott - DEAD [?] Killed by Mafia 10) GC 11) Puzzlegirl - DEAD [bomb] 12) Slick - DEAD [?] Killed by QAs 13) Kat 14) Wreath - DEAD [Ninja] Killed by Grim Reaper 15) Joe's Student - DEAD & VICTORIOUS [QA] Sphinx's revenge 16) Johnson 17) Frozen - DEAD [sphinx] Killed by QAs 18) CrazyPainter 19) Yoruichi 20) Mekal - DEAD [?] Blown up

CL: yeah that sounds good

let me clarify: the QAs got 1st place edit - we're just playing for next winners because the Quarky capital city blew up to allow play to continue Frost didn't win, period, cuz he was killed in the same night

remember, I won't be here at all Saturday or Sunday (tomorrow or the next day) so either this is a really long day, or we finish the day today but then it's a long night wait. Or I could have Martini lock it until I get back and we can continue then. Whatever you guys want

Rules, Roles, Strategy Help, Voting Help, Players, Introduction & An Intercepted Message -- Night One - Awesomeness in Question Day One - Trial by Fire Night Two - The Ancient War Continues... or does it? Day Two - Frog Spawn The Guardian Late at night "Come oooon, Doctor Doctor Doctor," the Mafia Assassin urged, prowling back and forth. "Shut it!" one of the other Mafiosos snapped. The others were busy unloaded crates from a large truck. "You shut it!" the Assassin snarled back, and returned to cooing for the saving roles: "Come ooon, Healer Healer Healer..." he/she whispered in the foggy night air, gun at the ready. No Doctor or Healer came. The Assassin swore and tucked their gun away, turning to help the other Mafiosos unload the crates. Wisps of fog swirled by, caught in some unseen ghostly wind, and the baddies' breath came out as clouds of mist in the cool air. The moon was a hazy lampglow from behind dark clouds, and the night was dark. "I'll be right back," one of the Mafiosos said, and slipped away. About ten minutes later the Thief returned, to see the last crate being unloaded. The truck was parked in front of a large warehouse- the warehouse that the Mafia had deduced was being used as a temporary base for the QAs. The Mafiosos scuttled away, and the Godfather pressed the trigger button. BOOM! The members of the Family walked away, ignoring the massive fireball behind them. The last QA, Joe's Student, watched from a nearby hill. "Hehehe," he chuckled. "That's why we called it a temporary base." He turned and slid down the shale at his end of the hill, unstrapping a long, serrated blade. It was time for someone to die. The Mafia, across town by now, felt the same way. Knock knock knock. "Who is it?" Pw0nzd called. "The police!" one of the Mafiosos called from the other side of the door. "Open up! You've been accused of stealing doughnuts from our officers!" "What the..." Pw0nzd mumbled, and got up from his lazy chair, shuffling to the door. He peered out of the peephole in the door. On the other side, the Mafiosos noticed the light flow from the peephole getting covered. They nodded to each other, and one of them drew a sawed-off shotgun. "I can't see you very well..." Pw0nzd said. "Are you sure you're cops? I think I should call the real poli-" BAM! The shotgun fired, leaving a gaping hole in the door (and in Pw0nzd's body). He fell backwards with a bloody grunt. The Mafia, without ever setting foot in the man's home, departed. Another end of town Esjohnson, grumbling about all the annoying people he had to work with. People, people, people, he muttered to himself. He opened the door- and stood in shock for a few seconds. The Thief had broken into his house! Down the road Yoruichi-san slept fitfully, unaware of the massive beast that was sitting, vigilant, on her doorstep. The Sphinx stifled a yawn and continued his/her lookout- wait, there! Was that a person, approaching? And they had a wicked-looking sword! As they came into focus, the Sphinx saw who they were: it was Joe's Student! The QA approached, holding the sword lightly in his right hand. "If you want to kill Yoruichi-san," the Sphinx said in a deep, rumbling voice. "You have to get past me. There are eleven chickens in a chicken coup. One of them-" "I don't care about Yoruichi," hissed the QA. "I came here for you, Frozen!" The Sphinx blinked in surprise at the unveiling of his identity. "How did you find me? In Mafia III, if someone came after the Sphinx on an odd night, they found the house empty, you have to try again on an even night..." "Unreality forgot to put in those rules for Mafia IV, and changing them now would seem unfair, especially to me," the QA replied. The Sphinx nodded sensibly. Then they both snapped out of their divine connection. "You're so gonna die," the QA spat venomously, wielding the sword. The Sphinx laughed. "You didn't think I took out some life insurance?" Joe's Student looked puzzled. "What do you mean?" "There are bombs rigged under Quarky's capital city right now- and they are kept from exploding by a remote control that uses my heart as energy- if I die and my heart stops beating, your capital city blows sky high!" "Yeah, right," JS scoffed. "You think I'm dumb enough to fall for that sh*t? Face me like a man, Sphinxy boy!" "As you wish." The Sphinx twisted inward onto himself, melded back into a human- Frozen. Frozen drew a heavy blunderbuss from his back pocket. "It looks like you took a knife to a gun fight," Frozen said, smiling, and fired. To his surprise, the QA rolled out of the way. Quick little bugger! Frozen thought, and re-aimed. BAM! As the blunderbuss fired, JS surged up from his ground position to ram Frozen's arm, aiming the gun high up into the air as it fired. Frozen snarled in pain as the sword was rammed between his ribs, and subconsciously he began to transform, muscles bulging, his arms extending, hair growing along his growing body, his face become more powerful, eyes massive yellow disks with thin black slits. The sword shattered in the Sphinx's ribs and fell useless to the ground, and the blunderbuss clattered away on the pavement as well. "Come on!" roared the Sphinx, blood oozing from the slash on his flank. "You can do better than that!" "I can," seethed JS, and rolled to the blunderbuss, picking it up and firing it at the Sphinx's face- one of the yellow eyes exploded with fluid and blood. The Sphinx roared, rearing up on his hind legs and blindly batting the air with his paws. The bullet had come through to his brain! Then the Sphinx crashed down on top of JS with such force that the heavy furred paw ripped into JS's chest and tore his lungs and heart. JS, coughing blood and dying, twisted his shattered arm to point the gun straight into the dying Sphinx's face. "This is for Quarky," JS hissed, before firing point-black into the beast's face. As the Sphinx died on top of him, JS's head collapsed backwards, his life spent. Quarky Capital City "Yes!" the Quarky technicians shouted happily. Some hugged each other, some punched the air in joy. The Sphinx was dead! The Sphinx was dead! The QAs had valiantly cleared a path through the desert for Quarky to advance. First they would overrun Oasis, turning it into a desert stronghold, and from there they would advance on the more civilized areas of Content Phoenix. Victory was theirs! The Sphinx was dead! The Sphinx was- BOOM!!!!!!!!!!! The explosion could be heard all the way in Oasis as Quarky's capital city blew to pieces in a single, devastating second. The Sphinx hadn't been bluffing. *** Host: Unreality 1) Frost - DEAD [Grim Reaper] Killed by Mafia 2) Brandonb - DEAD [QA - MoS] Killed by Warlock 3) Kingofpain - DEAD [Defender] Killed by QAs 4) Pw0nzd - DEAD [?] Killed by Mafia 5) Cherry Lane 6) Dawh 7) Nayana 8) Dnae 9) Scott - DEAD [?] Killed by Mafia 10) GC 11) Puzzlegirl - DEAD [bomb] 12) Slick - DEAD [?] Killed by QAs 13) Kat 14) Wreath - DEAD [Ninja] Killed by Grim Reaper 15) Joe's Student - DEAD & SEMIVICTORIOUS [QA] Sphinx's revenge 16) Johnson 17) Frozen - DEAD [sphinx] Killed by QAs 18) CrazyPainter 19) Yoruichi 20) Mekal - DEAD [?] Blown up it's the 3rd day! There are only 9 people left! The QAs won, but then also didn't win (with the destruction of the capital city), so basically we're playing for second place, SORT OF, sort of first place too ;D it's complicated but what matters is- the game goes on! P.S. the Warlock may in fact still be important

alright, nobody post until the night post, please ;D this one will be epic

happy birthday kat I just gotta check what the Mafia has come up with then it'll be night post time ;D

well I'm going to bed, hopefully I'll have the night PMs in by the time I wake up tomorrow ;D and the third day may be uberlong cuz I'm gone Saturday and Sunday lol. Or if the day goes by quick enough tomorrow, It'd be the fourth night that is uberlong

I edited, there was an IPS Drive Error on Brainden or something so I couldn't edit that until just now

no, no 'compromise' needed. The flow of information needs to be increased, a lot- the only reason it was every other day before was because it was Mafia. It will still be every-other for Mafia, every-other for QAs, alternating. this is the way to go for Mafia V, I'm 100% sure day 1 - mafia day 2 - QA day 3 - mafia day 4 - QA day 5 - mafia day 6 - QA day 7 - mafia

hehe Rules, Roles, Strategy Help, Voting Help, Players, Introduction & An Intercepted Message -- Night One - Awesomeness in Question Day One - Trial by Fire Night Two - The Ancient War Continues... or does it? Day Two - Frog Spawn

haha you got the best jokes, Itachi where do you get all these? or do you make em up?

well good games to everyone that's died so far ;D *waits for the necessary night PMs* the night ends at about 2:00 my time (2 hours after noon), though I'll probably have the PMs in sooner and end it earlier than that... so about 17 hours and 40 minutes left ;D

yeah Bb and Y-s have met their Mafia matches ;D nice fade-out Brandonb edit: you ruined the visual effect with your edit hehe

Mafia IV has been awesomely balanced between the factions and goals and stuff however, one change that needs to happen for Mafia V is the Inspector needs to get PMed every single day, not every other. There are numerous reasons that I don't feel like going into right now, but rest assured I've thought long and hard, so it should be like this: inspector: day 1 - mafia day 2 - QA day 3 - mafia day 4 - QA day 5 - mafia day 6 - QA day 7 - mafia

Rules, Roles, Strategy Help, Voting Help, Players, Introduction & An Intercepted Message Night One - Awesomeness in Question Day One - Trial by Fire Night Two - The Ancient War Continues... or does it? Day Two - Frog Spawn

Rules, Roles, Strategy Help, Voting Help, Players, Introduction & An Intercepted Message Night One - Awesomeness in Question Day One - Trial by Fire Night Two - The Ancient War Continues... or does it? Frog Spawn Sunset The sun sank into a red stupor in the horizon, casting an ephereal glow across Awesomeville. Lightning bugs sparked in the quickly darkening sky, and the townsfolk chatting in hushed voices in the refurbished town square. They were waiting for the firing squad to retrieve Brandonb from the jail, where had been locked up until the time of the lynching. At another area of Awesomeville, a flying pig glided in for a landing in an abandoned street, a message wrapped around its leg- the same message it had tried to deliver a few days before, but apparently it hadn't gotten through to the townspeople, so here it was again. Suddenly, a bazooka rocket came blazing from the window on one of the houses, streaking across the sky and slamming point-blank into the pig, incinerating it into bacon- and then ash- in a millisecond. Its message died along with it. Almost nobody in the town square heard the explosion- they were busy waiting for the firing squad to return with Brandonb. Over by the jailhouse The 5-man firing squad approached the jail, confused looks on their faces. Something was off about the jail window... a section in the middle had been melted away, twisted bars falling into drooping tangles, leaving a gaping hole. Inside the jail cell was a smashed wine glass. "What the..." one of them muttered. Ten minutes earlier "Come on," hissed the QA. "Hurry up! Your lynching is supposed to start soon." "Shhh," hushed Brandonb. "I'm working here." The Master of Subterfuge was carefully watching his steady hands as he poured one liquid into a wine glass, where it splashed into another liquid and started to fizzle. "A wine glass?" inquired Brandonb, arching his eyebrows. "It was all I could find," the other QA mumbled. "I had to rush." Finally Brandonb returned the flask of the original liquid back to his QA friend, who pocketed it. "Stand back," Brandonb warned, before tossing the wine glass at the bars of the jail window. It shattered, scattering the acidic substance everywhere. It quickly went to work, hissing as it ate away the bars and melted them, causing them to droop against each other as a hole was steadily opened. Finally ten it was wide enough, and the Master of Subterfuge crawled out, assisted by his friend. Then they ran, stumbling down the street, through an alley, down a long boulevard, off onto a side-road, over a fence into a residential area, and then suddenly they found themselves in a corn field. On they ran, pushing aside the towering yellow stalks of maize. Then, Brandonb doubled over in pain, coughing, his face greening. "What's goin' on?" the other QA asked, nervous. "Brandonb, are you okay, man?" Brandonb did not spare an answer. Instead he fell to his knees, his face turning the color of frog spawn- which is what he started vomiting out. "Ugh!" the other QA was horrified, and scared- he/she had no idea what to do. "Get...I...the...UHH!" Brandonb spewed out another helping of green goo and fell back on his haunches, groaning in agony. Then his skin started to bubble. "Oh my Unreality Oh my Unreality Oh my Unreality..." the other QA started to say, fidgeting. What if he/she caught some sort of disease? They began to back away from Brandonb warily. Little ruptures started to appear all over Brandonb's skin, and he roared in agony, then it stopped and he gasped in pain, then it resumed and roared in agony again. The ruptures grew wider and wider and greener and greener... the other QA, screaming his/her head off, started running as Brandonb exploded from the inside-out, blasting green muck everywhere, and then green sparks fizzled as they rose into the sky. There was nothing left of Brandonb. The other QA crept back to the scene, overly cautious. Then the realization dawned: Brandonb must've been bewitched by the Warlock yesterday! The QA turned tail and ran, sprinting into a nearby grove of trees. Almost at that same instant, the firing squad came sprinting into the corn field, exhausted after chasing the distant sounds of their quarry across town. They had been drawn to the corn field from the sounds of someone screaming, and it didn't take long to discover the green go splattered against the corn stalks. "Whoa," one of them said. *** Host: Unreality 1) Frost - DEAD [Grim Reaper] Killed by Mafia 2) Brandonb - DEAD [QA - MoS] Killed by Warlock 3) Kingofpain - DEAD [Defender] Killed by QAs 4) Pw0nzd 5) Cherry Lane 6) Dawh 7) Nayana 8) Dnae 9) Scott - DEAD [?] Killed by Mafia 10) GC 11) Puzzlegirl - DEAD [bomb] 12) Slick - DEAD [?] Killed by QAs 13) Kat 14) Wreath - DEAD [Ninja] Killed by Grim Reaper 15) Joe's Student 16) Johnson 17) Frozen 18) CrazyPainter 19) Yoruichi 20) Mekal - DEAD [?] Blown up the third night is beginning!

alright- I could make the day post now, but Dawh only dies if he doesn't post before 12:45/1:00ish tomorrow, which was the time limit. That way is 100% fair day post coming- please no posts until it does ;D oh and I won't be here all day Saturday & Sunday- we'll just have to take a Mafia break

Brandonb has PMed 'no contest', and said to just end it already- the voting happened very quickly, within about exactly 5 hours. The question is now a Yes or No vote. Yes means to end the lynching now, which would also execute Dawh for inactivity. No means to wait it out until Dawh votes, or until the 24 hours is up. Yes: Bb, unreality No:

aww, that's lame. I thought you had to attach little remotes to your hands and feet and then actually fight the other person ;D edit: I'm sure it's still a cool game though

Host: Unreality 1) Frost - DEAD [Grim Reaper] Killed by Mafia 2) Brandonb - voting for Grey Cells 3) Kingofpain - DEAD [Defender] Killed by QAs 4) Pw0nzd - voting for Brandonb 5) Cherry Lane - voting for Grey Cells 6) Dawh 7) Nayana - voting for Brandonb 8) Dnae 9) Scott - DEAD [?] Killed by Mafia 10) GC - voting for BrandonB 11) Puzzlegirl - DEAD [bomb] 12) Slick - DEAD [?] Killed by QAs 13) Kat - voting for Brandonb 14) Wreath - DEAD [Ninja] Killed by Grim Reaper 15) Joe's Student - voting for Brandonb 16) Johnson - voting for Grey Cells 17) Frozen - voting for Brandonb 18) CrazyPainter - voting for Brandonb 19) Yoruichi - voting for Brandonb 20) Mekal - DEAD [?] Blown up looks like Dnae and Dawh are the only ones that have yet to vote...

do you actually get to punch and stuff with the Wii? that would be awesome, lol