To: Lead Animator
Here is the first pass at Act 1. I need the story boards draw up by tomorrow or the Director will have your head!
P.S. Have you seen my coffee mug?
***Attached stained and crumpled papers.***
- Act 1 -
It was a dark and stormy night...
Call me Ishmael...
***illegible scribble***
Ok...Open on a sunrise over a farm. Enter Henery Hawk crawling out of a haystack barn loft. As a hungry lad he wants chicken for breakfast since that is what chicken hawks eat. Enter Foghorn Leghorn stage left.
Leghorn: "I say boy! Whatcha doin' up in the loft?"
Henery: "Sleepin' and now I'm ready for breakfast! Know where I can find me a chicken?"
blah...blah...blah... Foghorn is yapping to Henery without looking to stop any time soon.
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Cut to a high speed chase in an alley Sylvester is chasing after Molly Mae.
Have them topple a bunch of trash cans and cut away once Molly Mae is caught.
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Now to Paris... Eiffel Tower and such
Pepe Le Pew has maurice in a romantic hold kissing and hugging him. [don't forget the stupid cupid in the background this time]
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Cut to Duck Dodgers in a space craft chasing after Yodell in another. [zip back and forth a couple times but not too much]
Just as Dodgers gets a fix he runs into an asteroid. [work in the beak gag, kids love that]
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Now to a forest where Elmer Fudd is stalking his prey.
Elmer: "Be vewy vewy quiet I'm hunting an Anon26."
Enter Park Ranger.
Ranger: "Sir, are you aware this is a national park? There is no hunting allowed!"
Anon26 gets away.
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Work in Tweety, Speedy Gonzales and Marvin the Martian in there somewhere.
-Fin Act 1-