*shrug* I couldn't get it since I didn't get my role in time. So figured since goodies outnumber baddies then maybe I could help a goodie get it.
I tried to distract/help a bit with the Army of Darkness quote. (I did check that AoD was listed as the source before posting) Least it would confirm for anyone who caught the nautical flags.
"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"