Haha! No, not it, but I found it quite amusing. Not my favorite place on earth by a long shot, but my brother-in-law might disown me if I spoke of his beloved city in such a manner!
You'll have to keep thinking ...
Not that part either.
Have I tried...
No you haven't, & no, it's not.
As I mentioned before, Google &/or Wikipedia might be required to put the clues together ... if you're so inclined.