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What does a teenage boy and an enzyme helicase have in common? They both want to unzip your jeans/genes. ======================================================== A song: Billy was a chemist's son, but now he is no more, cause he thought was H2O was H2SO4. ===================================== Argon walks into a bar when the bartender says: "WE DON'T SERVE NOBLE GASES HERE!!!" Argon doesn't react. ======================================= Schrodinger is being pulled over by the police. He believed that there was something in his trunk. The police opens the trunk to find a dead cat in the drunk. The police asked Schrodinger if he knew about the cat. Schrondinger replied, "Well, I do now!"