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"K-A-T I'm outta here!" said he.
As he walked by me, he said, "I know there are two Ts, that's without a doubt."
I was all like this:
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#317235 One Up Me
Posted by
on 02 June 2012 - 08:16 PM
There was a kid in the spelling bee that didn't want to be in it. His word was CAT and he decided to spell it wrong to get out of it.
"K-A-T I'm outta here!" said he.
As he walked by me, he said, "I know there are two Ts, that's without a doubt."
I was all like this:
"K-A-T I'm outta here!" said he.
As he walked by me, he said, "I know there are two Ts, that's without a doubt."
I was all like this:
#317217 Ha ha, very punny
Posted by
on 02 June 2012 - 05:51 PM
Have you heard about the guy that got his entire left side cut off?
Well, he's alright now.
Well, he's alright now.
#317181 What Excites You
Posted by
on 02 June 2012 - 02:17 PM
Me = Smiley Queen
Panther = Smiley King...my smiley brother...
All the others are just our minions...
Yes your highness . . .
#317180 Ha ha, very punny
Posted by
on 02 June 2012 - 02:16 PM
Atom #1: Oh my GOD! I think I just lost an electron!
Atom #2: Are you sure?
Atom #1: Yes, I'm positive!!!
Atom #2: Are you sure?
Atom #1: Yes, I'm positive!!!
#317106 Acronymity
Posted by
on 01 June 2012 - 04:08 PM
What the Freak*? Was she dating you, Timmy Ingham?!?!?!?
*to censor 'you know what'
*to censor 'you know what'
#316976 Acronymity
Posted by
on 31 May 2012 - 06:33 PM
the contents of the item were DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
#316937 One Up Me
Posted by
on 31 May 2012 - 12:57 PM
. . . but don't shoot a cop . . . I think you'd know why . . . 
#316816 One Up Me
Posted by
on 30 May 2012 - 04:14 PM
Oh Noez!!!When BD came back on line I found my stars missing.
#316805 What Excites You
Posted by
on 30 May 2012 - 02:31 PM
We should make you a superhero with the power of smileysSmileys are the major factor...but of course there are other things; turquoise, clothes, friends, cartoons, Smileys, Art, food, Smileys, Mafia, Riddles, makeup, Smileys, wrestling, movies, books, Smileys...did I mention Smileys...?
#316729 What Excites You
Posted by
on 29 May 2012 - 08:08 PM
What excites me: Anything that can be called exciting when I'm not in a crappy mood...
I'd have thought you'd have smileys!!!!!!!!
#316649 Blonde Jokes
Posted by
on 28 May 2012 - 06:47 PM
There were two room mates watching the news about a kid attempting to commit suicide by jumping off a bridge. One of the roommates was a blonde, the other a brunette.
The blonde one said, "I bet you 50 dollars that the kid won't jump." But sure enough the kid did jump off.
The blonde was about to reach into her wallet when her roommate stopped her saying, "You don't have to give me 50 dollars."
"But you won it fair and square." said the blonde.
"To be honest, I saw it on the earlier news." says the brunette.
The blonde responded saying, "I did too, but I wouldn't have thought he would jump again."
The blonde one said, "I bet you 50 dollars that the kid won't jump." But sure enough the kid did jump off.
The blonde was about to reach into her wallet when her roommate stopped her saying, "You don't have to give me 50 dollars."
"But you won it fair and square." said the blonde.
"To be honest, I saw it on the earlier news." says the brunette.
The blonde responded saying, "I did too, but I wouldn't have thought he would jump again."
#316638 One Up Me
Posted by
on 28 May 2012 - 04:00 PM
I'll get there 'As fast as' my computer can go. So expect me to be there late.
#303546 Ways to Annoy your Roommate
Posted by
on 10 September 2011 - 06:42 PM
WAYS TO DISTURB, SCARE, AND ANNOY A ROOMMATE
- Pee in a jar and tell your roommate that its for a science project and put it beside your bed.When your roommate goes to sleep replace the jar with another one filled with apple juice. When your roommate wakes up, unknowingly drink the apple juice.
- Make a chalk outline of yourself on the floor and when your roomate enters the room, reassure him/her and tell him/her that its nothing. When s/he talks about it again, change the subject.
- Get an imaginary cat and some coffee beans and before your roommate walks in the room, put the coffee beans in a cluster on the floor. When your roommate walks in, scream at the imaginary cat and tell him to learn how touse the litterbox.
- When your roommate calls you, breath deeply into the phone for 10 seconds and hang up.
POST MORE IF YOU WANT TO!!!!!!
- Pee in a jar and tell your roommate that its for a science project and put it beside your bed.When your roommate goes to sleep replace the jar with another one filled with apple juice. When your roommate wakes up, unknowingly drink the apple juice.
- Make a chalk outline of yourself on the floor and when your roomate enters the room, reassure him/her and tell him/her that its nothing. When s/he talks about it again, change the subject.
- Get an imaginary cat and some coffee beans and before your roommate walks in the room, put the coffee beans in a cluster on the floor. When your roommate walks in, scream at the imaginary cat and tell him to learn how touse the litterbox.
- When your roommate calls you, breath deeply into the phone for 10 seconds and hang up.
POST MORE IF YOU WANT TO!!!!!!
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