One day 3 men were sitting on the top of a building they were working on. The first one opens his lunch and says "Ham agian! If I get ham agian I will jump off of this building." The second guy opens his lunch and says "Turkey agian! If I get turkey agian I will jump off of this building." The third guy opens his lunch and says "Bologna agian! If I get bologna agian I will jump off of this building." The next day all three men recieve the same lunch and jump off of the building. At the funeral the wives of the first and second guys were hugging and crying and saying "Oh if I knew he didn't want the same thing I would have made something different." They then turn and see the third wife isn't crying. The first wife asks "Why arn't you crying?" The third wife says "Oh, my husband packed his own lunch."
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One day 3 men were sitting on the top of a building they were working on. The first one opens his lunch and says "Ham agian! If I get ham agian I will jump off of this building." The second guy opens his lunch and says "Turkey agian! If I get turkey agian I will jump off of this building." The third guy opens his lunch and says "Bologna agian! If I get bologna agian I will jump off of this building." The next day all three men recieve the same lunch and jump off of the building. At the funeral the wives of the first and second guys were hugging and crying and saying "Oh if I knew he didn't want the same thing I would have made something different." They then turn and see the third wife isn't crying. The first wife asks "Why arn't you crying?" The third wife says "Oh, my husband packed his own lunch."
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