rookie1ja Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 Do you like Chuck Norris jokes as much as I do? If so, be sure to check out my new google gadget. To start every day with a smile on your face, simply add Random Chuck Norris Facts to your iGoogle.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 that was you?! That's awesome!!! I always read those man that's cool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 18, 2008 Report Share Posted May 18, 2008 that's awesome. I added it immediately. Had no idea it was your work though =) Thanks for the laughs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 WOOOOOOOOO! these are the only Google gadget jokes I've seen that actually made me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 2, 2008 Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Added as soon as I saw it. Chuck Norris RULZ!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 these are the only Google gadget jokes I've seen that actually made me laugh me too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dms172 Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 i'm so glad i read this. cuz I'm Chuck's greatest fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 I was bored and watched walker texas ranger! chuck delivered a baby while fighting off a gang that was after his friend whom he crashed in a plane with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 (edited) I enjoy the random Chuck Norris quotes, but I just saw one that troubles me: Chuck Norris used to beat the s*** out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him. Not to sound like a conservative crotchety grandfather, but might I suggest that all quotes be corrected in terms of grammar and explicit language? For instance, changing "s***" to "crap" and correcting the phrase to become "following too close". Hundreds of people, if not more, across the internet have this on their webpage. I understand the nature of Chuck Norris humor, but such changes would reflect more positively on your site as a whole. Edit: After posting, I noticed that this forum has been set to censor expletives. Yet another reason to think twice? Edited July 6, 2009 by Andrefal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rookie1ja Posted July 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Well spotted. I agree with the suggested changes and it's corrected now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 here's some fun ones, if chuck norris played the game of go: he wins every game by at least 362 points. there are no living shapes, only shapes chuck norris lets live. chuck norris traveled to the future to play go against himself. the earth imploded from the awesomeness. if you had to chose between playing chuck norris at go or letting him drop kick you in the face, you would probably be better off with the drop kick, at least then you would have some infinitesimal chance of surviving the experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 Found another spelling error: Chuck Norris destored the table of elements because the only element he knows is the element of ?? SUPRISE. It should probably read "destroyed". I think the ?? is due to my old IE browser, as it also tends to replace apostrophes with question marks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 Found another spelling error: It should probably read "destroyed". I think the ?? is due to my old IE browser, as it also tends to replace apostrophes with question marks. Edit: I just noticed it should also read "SURPRISE." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rookie1ja Posted July 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 Found another spelling error: It should probably read "destroyed". I think the ?? is due to my old IE browser, as it also tends to replace apostrophes with question marks. Edit: I just noticed it should also read "SURPRISE." Corrected. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 two chuck fact by me: Chuck Norris was originally cast as Darth Vader in Star Wars. After killing everyone in 6 seconds producers gave role to some other actor and made 6 movies! Chuck Norris doesnt have 'alt' key on his keyboard. There is no alternative, only Chuck Norris' way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Chuck Norris Facts Chuck Norris Once went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. When the shooter shot, he deflected all the bullets with his beard. Unfortunatly, JFK's head blew up from amazement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Children wear Batman pyjamas, Batman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas Win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofpain Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 When Chuck Norris runs a process, Vista doesn't ask him to confirm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmegaScales Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 Here's some I've thought of: Chuck Norris once had a near Death experience. Death ran away. Chuck Norris vs. an infinite amount of people. That's not a fair fight. For the infinite amount of people. Chuck Norris CAN pee soup. And magma. Once, Chuck Norris got bored and went to the flourishing planet of Mars... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 Chuck Norris was stabbed once. After 3 weeks of pain, the knife died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norrised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 Chuck Norris has started using Windows 7 ... on his Etch-A-Sketch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 ThaNKS A lOT..I WILL DEFINITELY give it a Try Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjer3 Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 Moses split the Red Sea and walked over on dry ground. Chuck Norris just drank it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maSkraP Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 Chuck Norris threw a grenade and 200 people died. ... and then the grenade exploded. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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