As I sit with my pen on the deck having endless ricocheted ideas tumbling and bouncing throughout my mind.....I take a slow deep draw on that long term suicide they call a “cigarette” and think about a recipe I have often. It’s not necessarily palatable and even more distasteful to the intestinal tract. Now that I’m older (yet not much wiser), I try to spend less time focusing on the sum of the meal. These days, rather, I prefer to remedy myself after. You see, I snack uncontrollably on the ingredients throughout. I need not eat, as the meal is completed within me.... See if you can figure out what I’m having....
You will need :
~A dash of argument (first thing in the morning)
~A good bit of traffic jam
~A healthy bunch of unimportant phone calls
~A heap of expectations and short deadlines
~A couple of non-caring employees*
~Forty ounces of paperwork (Oh why not beer!)
~A pounding “drive home headache”
Mix all ingredients thoroughly over the course of a 10 to 12 hour workday. When mixed sprinkle with a mailbox full of overdue bills if desired..... or not.
*Shopping Tip!!
~In economic times of late it’s actually getting harder to find “non-caring employees”. Your local grocer may still have this ingredient, just look by the “upset customers” before asking!
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As I sit with my pen on the deck having endless ricocheted ideas tumbling and bouncing throughout my mind.....I take a slow deep draw on that long term suicide they call a “cigarette” and think about a recipe I have often. It’s not necessarily palatable and even more distasteful to the intestinal tract. Now that I’m older (yet not much wiser), I try to spend less time focusing on the sum of the meal. These days, rather, I prefer to remedy myself after. You see, I snack uncontrollably on the ingredients throughout. I need not eat, as the meal is completed within me.... See if you can figure out what I’m having....
You will need :
~A dash of argument (first thing in the morning)
~A good bit of traffic jam
~A healthy bunch of unimportant phone calls
~A heap of expectations and short deadlines
~A couple of non-caring employees*
~Forty ounces of paperwork (Oh why not beer!)
~A pounding “drive home headache”
Mix all ingredients thoroughly over the course of a 10 to 12 hour workday. When mixed sprinkle with a mailbox full of overdue bills if desired..... or not.
*Shopping Tip!!
~In economic times of late it’s actually getting harder to find “non-caring employees”. Your local grocer may still have this ingredient, just look by the “upset customers” before asking!
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