Guest Posted December 30, 2007 Report Share Posted December 30, 2007 Student: hey,teacher is commng Teacher: Good morning,class All Student is quiet. Teacher: Why are you don saying good morning? All Student is sleep. Teacher: argh, They sleep in classroom!! Teacher: wake up everyone! All Student is run out and go home safely. Teacher: I hate this student! not go out and go home! -------------------------------------------------------- Student 1 is smoking. Student 2: why are you smoking in this school. Student 1: because teacher told me smoking. Student 2: huh? what are you talking about? teacher is behind you Teacher: Hey why are you smoke! Student 1: because he told me smoking. Student 2: not me. you lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 OmegaScales Posted November 3, 2010 Report Share Posted November 3, 2010 WHAT THE HELL?!?! I don't understand this at all!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 3, 2010 Report Share Posted November 3, 2010 WHAT THE HELL?!?! I don't understand this at all!!!!! Dito i didnt understand why that was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 Didn't find it funny and what's with the weird grammar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 totaly rubish you dont even have very good grammar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 It was probably translated from another language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 that may be true but they still could have changed it so it made sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 dark_magician_92 Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Student: hey,teacher is commng Teacher: Good morning,class All Student is quiet. Teacher: Why are you don saying good morning? All Student is sleep. Teacher: argh, They sleep in classroom!! Teacher: wake up everyone! All Student is run out and go home safely. Teacher: I hate this student! not go out and go home! -------------------------------------------------------- Student 1 is smoking. Student 2: why are you smoking in this school. Student 1: because teacher told me smoking. Student 2: huh? what are you talking about? teacher is behind you Teacher: Hey why are you smoke! Student 1: because he told me smoking. Student 2: not me. you lie. hey sorry to say but i didnt get the jokes, you probably used some translating software, anyways all the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 i wonder if there is somthing funny hidden in this presumably translated joke??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 EDM Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 (edited) I got the joke.....but only the first one seemed a little funny..... Student: The teacher is coming Teacher: Good morning,class The students are quiet Teacher: *repeats* good morning, class... Students are (pretending) asleep. Teacher: No sleeping in the classroom! wake up everyone! The Students wake up and leave the room.. Teacher: I hate these students! fine, now go out and go home! -------------------------------------------------------- Student 1 is smoking. Student 2: why are you smoking in this school. Student 1: because teacher told me to smoke. Student 2: huh? what are you talking about? teacher is behind you Teacher: Hey why are you smoking! Student 1: because he told me to smoke. Student 2: not me. you lie... Edited January 8, 2011 by EDM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 can you please explain the joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Due to the spartan nature of the text, I presume this was written in a less structured language than your common day English. Taking this into account, simple languages hold more meaning in singular words. As well, what's funny in Germany is considered less than entertaining in the USA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 (edited) It seems to me that, as others have said, that this is translated, badly, from another language. To understand them you would have to know the words in the other language that have double meaning. For example, in the first one the word for wake up may also mean get out. Un pescado dice a otro, "Que haces tu papa?" "Nada" One fish says to another' "What does your dad do?" "Nothing/Swim" Edited January 11, 2011 by rlgandy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 oh right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Due to the spartan nature of the text, I presume this was written in a less structured language than your common day English. Taking this into account, simple languages hold more meaning in singular words. As well, what's funny in Germany is considered less than entertaining in the USA. true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 Oh, joke two looks like a paradox that will have the teacher and student two at each other's throats while student one gets off clear. Joke one is simply the students pulling a fast one on the teacher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Student: hey,teacher is commng
Teacher: Good morning,class
All Student is quiet.
Teacher: Why are you don saying good morning?
All Student is sleep.
Teacher: argh, They sleep in classroom!!
Teacher: wake up everyone!
All Student is run out and go home safely.
Teacher: I hate this student! not go out and go home!
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Student 1 is smoking.
Student 2: why are you smoking in this school.
Student 1: because teacher told me smoking.
Student 2: huh? what are you talking about? teacher is behind you
Teacher: Hey why are you smoke!
Student 1: because he told me smoking.
Student 2: not me. you lie.
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