[Izzy]

Boy: Dad, what's 'politics'?

Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I have all the money so we'll call me the management. Mom receives most of it, so we'll call her the government. We'll call the maid the working class, you are the people, and your baby brother is the future. Do you understand now son?

Boy: I still don't understand dad.

Dad: Think about it for a while son.

That night the boy wakes up because his baby brother is crying. He goes in and finds out he's soiled his diapers. He goes to tell his mom but she's asleep. He goes in to the maids room, but she's in there having sex with his dad. He bangs on the door but no one can here him.

The next day...

Son: Dad, I understand politics now.

Dad: Good, explain it to me in your own words son.

Son: The management is screwing the working class while the government's fast asleep. The people are being ignored and the future is full of s***!

[Guest]

Boy: Dad, what's 'politics'?

Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I have all the money so we'll call me the management. Mom receives most of it, so we'll call her the government. We'll call the maid the working class, you are the people, and your baby brother is the future. Do you understand now son?

Boy: I still don't understand dad.

Dad: Think about it for a while son.

That night the boy wakes up because his baby brother is crying. He goes in and finds out he's soiled his diapers. He goes to tell his mom but she's asleep. He goes in to the maids room, but she's in there having sex with his dad. He bangs on the door but no one can here him.

The next day...

Son: Dad, I understand politics now.

Dad: Good, explain it to me in your own words son.

Son: The management is screwing the working class while the government's fast asleep. The people are being ignored and the future is full of s***!

I heard it in a almost identical way:

Boy: Dad, what's government?

Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I'm the head of the house so, we'll call me the President(the man). Mom judges what to do, so we'll call her the Congress. We'll call the maid the work force, you are the people, and your baby brother is the future. Do you understand now son?

Boy: I still don't understand dad.

Dad: Think about it for a while son.

That night the boy wakes up because his baby brother is crying. He goes in and finds out he's soiled his diapers. He goes to tell his mom but she's asleep. He goes in to the maids room, but she's in there having sex with his dad. He bangs on the door but no one can here him.

The next day...

Son: Dad, I understand the government now.

Dad: Good, explain it to me in your own words son.

Son: The President screws the work force while the Congress is fast asleep. Nobody cares about the people and the future is full of s***!

[Guest]

...unfortunately that is just how our world seems to work...

[Guest]

...unfortunately that is just how our world seems to work...

, too true Great joke, Izzy!

[peace*out]

it's reality in a perfect example!

[Guest]

Smart kid.

[Guest]

Smart kid.

...too smart for his own good...or at least his dad's own good...

[Guest]

Well sometimes we have to admit, children see the world more simple and true than us.

[Magic_luver101]

the sad thing is the joke is not a joke but the truth

[Guest]

Boy: Dad, what's 'politics'?

Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I have all the money so we'll call me the management. Mom receives most of it, so we'll call her the government. We'll call the maid the working class, you are the people, and your baby brother is the future. Do you understand now son?

Boy: I still don't understand dad.

Dad: Think about it for a while son.

That night the boy wakes up because his baby brother is crying. He goes in and finds out he's soiled his diapers. He goes to tell his mom but she's asleep. He goes in to the maids room, but she's in there having sex with his dad. He bangs on the door but no one can here him.

The next day...

Son: Dad, I understand politics now.

Dad: Good, explain it to me in your own words son.

Son: The management is screwing the working class while the government's fast asleep. The people are being ignored and the future is full of s***!

that joke is hilarious. its sad but true unfortunatly.

[Guest]

Aye, nothing ever seems to work well these days...