t8t8t8 Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Someone was telling this in class the other day, and i wanted to share it with you. You know how there are A batteries and C batteries and no B batteries? Well if there were B batteries it would sound like you're stuttering. Here's how it would sound: "I would like some b-batteries please" "What kind of batteries?" "I said b-batteries!" An you shouldn't order two C batteries either. "I would like to see batteries" "They're right over there" "i want to see batteries!" D batteries would be bad if you're foreign. "I would like de batteries please." "what kind of batteries?" "de batteries" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 LOL. I'm going to add this to my sinniture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 First of all with the b batteries it wouldnt sound like you were stuttering unless you pronounced it like buh and not bee like it is pronounced. But other than that it was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Magic_luver101 Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 nice it is purfict Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 nice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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0 Brandonb Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 (edited) Yeah, this was a fantastic bit from Demetri Martin's standup special. I highly recommend watching the whole thing (btw, the b-batteries bit is about 12:45 into the video). Also, he just got his own show on the Comedy Central network, hopefully it will be as funny as his original standup special Edited March 15, 2009 by Brandonb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 LOL! Maybe I'll add this to my signature... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Someone was telling this in class the other day, and i wanted to share it with you.
You know how there are A batteries and C batteries and no B batteries? Well if there were B batteries it would sound like you're stuttering.
Here's how it would sound:
"I would like some b-batteries please" "What kind of batteries?" "I said b-batteries!"
An you shouldn't order two C batteries either.
"I would like to see batteries" "They're right over there" "i want to see batteries!"
D batteries would be bad if you're foreign.
"I would like de batteries please." "what kind of batteries?" "de batteries"
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