[Magic_luver101]

•How does Elmo hear? Elmo has no ears?

•Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone is going to clean them?

•Isn't Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse?

•Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

•Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?

•If I break the laws of Physics do I go to jail?

•If someone with multiple personalities robs a bank who is charged with the crime?

•Why do phone companies give you a number to call if your phone doesn't work?

•If trailer parks didn't exist would tornadoes exist?

•If you can't drink and drive why do gas stations sell beer?

•How can there be self-help groups?

•Why do scientists call it research when they are looking for something new?

•Do little angels have car seats in their chariots in heaven?

•Why does the psychic hotline ask for your credit card number? Shouldn't they already know it?

•If yesterday was today, then wouldn't today be yesterday?

•How come the idiot is always in charge?

•Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

•If something was miss-spelled in a dictionary how would we know

[randro]

•If you can't drink and drive why do gas stations sell beer? For the drunk drivers at 2 am

•If something was miss-spelled in a dictionary how would we know? Chuck norris would tell us

Lol these are funny