akaslickster Posted February 15, 2009 Report Share Posted February 15, 2009 ... At dawn the telephone rings, 'Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house.' 'Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?' 'Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot, he is dead' 'My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?' 'Si, Senor, that's the one.' 'Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?' 'From eating the rotten meat, Senor Rod.' 'Rotten meat? Who the heck fed him rotten meat?' 'Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse. 'Dead horse? What dead horse?' 'The thoroughbred, Senor Rod.' 'My prize thoroughbred is dead?' 'Yes Senor Rod, he died from all that work pulling the water cart.' 'Are you insane?? What water cart?' 'The one we used to put out the fire, Senor.' 'Good Lord!! What fire are you talking about, man??' 'The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire.' 'What the heck?? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle??!!' 'Yes, Senor Rod.' 'But there's electricity at the house!! What was the candle for?' 'For the funeral, Senor Rod.' 'WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!' 'Your wife's, Senor Rod , she showed up very late one night and I thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Taylor Made Super Quad 460 golf club.' SILENCE............. LONG SILENCE.......... 'Ernesto, if you broke that driver, you're in deep sh*t!!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 15, 2009 Report Share Posted February 15, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 , somehow I have a feeling that Ernesto will be added to the dead list... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 Dead bird, dead horse, dead wife...no house....poor guy...yet, all he cares about is his golf club... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 wooooowww...... :'( that guy's pathetic....what about his wife!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 wooooowww...... :'( that guy's pathetic....what about his wife!?! that was the point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Magic_luver101 Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 Not Good But What About The Racing Thoroughbred ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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0 Guest Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 oh my goodness!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 hahaha good one I like how ernesto calls to let him know his parrott is dead, first. As if that were the worst of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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... At dawn the telephone rings, 'Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house.'
'Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?'
'Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot, he is dead'
'My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?'
'Si, Senor, that's the one.'
'Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?'
'From eating the rotten meat, Senor Rod.'
'Rotten meat? Who the heck fed him rotten meat?'
'Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse.
'Dead horse? What dead horse?'
'The thoroughbred, Senor Rod.'
'My prize thoroughbred is dead?'
'Yes Senor Rod, he died from all that work pulling the water cart.'
'Are you insane?? What water cart?'
'The one we used to put out the fire, Senor.'
'Good Lord!! What fire are you talking about, man??'
'The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire.'
'What the heck?? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle??!!'
'Yes, Senor Rod.'
'But there's electricity at the house!! What was the candle for?'
'For the funeral, Senor Rod.'
'WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!'
'Your wife's, Senor Rod , she showed up very late one night and I thought she was a thief, so I hit
her with your new Taylor Made Super Quad 460 golf club.'
SILENCE............. LONG SILENCE..........
'Ernesto, if you broke that driver, you're in deep sh*t!!'
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