bonanova Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Until yesterday I had only one blonde joke worth telling. Now I have two: Sally, the blonde, calls her boyfriend one afternoon to ask for help. Please come over, Joey, I have a killer jigsaw puzzle here, and I'm just not making any progress at all. What's it supposed to be when it's finished, he asked. Well according to the picture on the box, it's a rooster, she answered. Joey agrees to help, and a few minutes later he's at the door. Sally lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the kitchen table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, This is going to be harder than I thought. I have an idea. Let's take a break, pour a couple drinks, sit down, and relax a bit. OK, Sally agreed, but what will we do after that? Then, he said, we'll put all the corn flakes back into the box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Haha!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 , are you saying those corn flakes aren't puzzle pieces? But Cinnamon Toast Crunch are, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 , are you saying those corn flakes aren't puzzle pieces? But Cinnamon Toast Crunch are, right? Yeah they make up that chef guy on the box. Nice joke. I've heard it before, but it's nice to hear some good ones anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 bonanova Posted February 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 The moderator checks his NY resolution list. Yes - there it is ... number seven: Do a search before posting ... even in the Jokes forum. Locking his own thread ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Until yesterday I had only one blonde joke worth telling.
Now I have two:
Sally, the blonde, calls her boyfriend one afternoon to ask for help.
Please come over, Joey, I have a killer jigsaw puzzle here, and I'm
just not making any progress at all.
What's it supposed to be when it's finished, he asked. Well according
to the picture on the box, it's a rooster, she answered. Joey agrees
to help, and a few minutes later he's at the door.
Sally lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all
over the kitchen table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then
looks at the box, then turns to her and says, This is going to be
harder than I thought. I have an idea. Let's take a break, pour
a couple drinks, sit down, and relax a bit.
OK, Sally agreed, but what will we do after that? Then, he said,
we'll put all the corn flakes back into the box.
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