“Make sure you have your tickets out” called the Parrot a little impatiently.
“Hurry up now!” yelled the Giraffe.
“Let’s keep this line moving!” squawked the Parrot.
“We’re coming, we’re COMING!” shouted the long line of animals.
It was an extremely hot day, and the zoo gatekeepers were peevish and impatient. The long lines of animals were anxious to shove their way into the zoo. They all wanted to see the humans on display inside.
Inside the animals could gape at, laugh at, or just watch these ‘exotic’ creatures known as people. They could puzzle over the strange nasal and throaty sounds that these humans made. They could ridicule how slow and inadequate these humans were. Why, they didn’t even have fur!
The humans on the other hand, didn’t enjoy all the attention they were getting. They were always cranky because they were cramped and stared at all day. No one likes being behind bars. They would have escaped if they had the chance but the zookeepers, who were huge lions, elephants and gorillas guarded the people, keeping them from escaping.
It had been a long day for the zookeepers, as the zoo was extra crowded, and the weather was unusually warm. The humans were even more cranky then usual, in addition to being sweaty. One of the especially forgetful zookeepers, an elephant to be exact, had forgotten to shut the cage door of a very cranky 3 year old girl with unusually sharp teeth…
The People Zoo, Part II
Sirens were blasting, alarms were screaming, there was chaos everywhere! Animals were bellowing, stampeding everywhere. Even the people were flipping out. Donkeys were braying, hyenas were crying, and the elephant guard ran all over the place, squashing innocent trees, trash cans and pretzel stands. The little girl had no idea what was going on. She was just happy to step out of her cage.
“So dis is wha it like in da big, big wowld!” observed the terrorizing tot.
A minute later, she mused, “Why is evweyboby wunnin’ away fwom me?”
At this point, the poor little girl started to sob, first in quiet little stretches, then into loud, overpowering wails. Soon the shrieks overpowered the sounds of the sirens and alarms. She threw herself on the pavement, kicking her legs, and flailing her fists. She sank her teeth into the pavement causing huge cracks and earthquakes. Animals ran away, screaming and tripping on each other to get away from the horrible ‘thing’, throwing the ultimate temper tantrum. Fire hydrants broke open from the sound pressure, soaking everything. Glass broke, and still the noise did not stop. She bit all the cages open and set the people free, with earsplitting yells and blood-curdling shrieks.
Finally, the animals came out of hiding because they couldn’t take it any longer. The Lion, since he was the bravest, went up to try and talk to the kid.
“Ugly Human! SHUT UP!” yelled the Lion
The Parrot stepped forward to translate the girl’s answer, but before he could, the toddler started screaming, again, even louder. Then the Sheep thought she would try to talk some sense into the crazed child.
“Adorable child, I beg you to stop!” pleaded the Sheep.
The child then made some guttural sounds which the parrot translated as “NO! You a mean ole goatie!”
“I’m a sheep you silly!” bleated the Sheep.
In response, the little girl took her unusually sharp teeth and ate the Sheep’s hat, embarrassing the old Sheep so much, she ran home to ‘rest’.
At last, the Monkey stepped forward and asked “Little Girl, what do you want?”
Silence. Even the alarms stopped blaring. After a few quick seconds of thought she made some nasal noises, which the Parrot roughly translated as “I wanna be da purty faiwy-bawwallina-pink-tap dansing-pwinsess-of-all-da-animals, who sets all da peoples fwee!”
The animals who were worn out beyond belief, hastily and gladly agreed, just to stop all the chaos and confusion. Ever since that day, humans have always had the upper hand, and toddlers have almost always been able to get their way through temper-tantrums.
I need you guys to critizize this, so I can get an A, this is a humungus grade, PLZ, PLZ, HELP!
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The People Zoo, Part I
“Step right up!” cried the Giraffe.
“Make sure you have your tickets out” called the Parrot a little impatiently.
“Hurry up now!” yelled the Giraffe.
“Let’s keep this line moving!” squawked the Parrot.
“We’re coming, we’re COMING!” shouted the long line of animals.
It was an extremely hot day, and the zoo gatekeepers were peevish and impatient. The long lines of animals were anxious to shove their way into the zoo. They all wanted to see the humans on display inside.
Inside the animals could gape at, laugh at, or just watch these ‘exotic’ creatures known as people. They could puzzle over the strange nasal and throaty sounds that these humans made. They could ridicule how slow and inadequate these humans were. Why, they didn’t even have fur!
The humans on the other hand, didn’t enjoy all the attention they were getting. They were always cranky because they were cramped and stared at all day. No one likes being behind bars. They would have escaped if they had the chance but the zookeepers, who were huge lions, elephants and gorillas guarded the people, keeping them from escaping.
It had been a long day for the zookeepers, as the zoo was extra crowded, and the weather was unusually warm. The humans were even more cranky then usual, in addition to being sweaty. One of the especially forgetful zookeepers, an elephant to be exact, had forgotten to shut the cage door of a very cranky 3 year old girl with unusually sharp teeth…
The People Zoo, Part II
Sirens were blasting, alarms were screaming, there was chaos everywhere! Animals were bellowing, stampeding everywhere. Even the people were flipping out. Donkeys were braying, hyenas were crying, and the elephant guard ran all over the place, squashing innocent trees, trash cans and pretzel stands. The little girl had no idea what was going on. She was just happy to step out of her cage.
“So dis is wha it like in da big, big wowld!” observed the terrorizing tot.
A minute later, she mused, “Why is evweyboby wunnin’ away fwom me?”
At this point, the poor little girl started to sob, first in quiet little stretches, then into loud, overpowering wails. Soon the shrieks overpowered the sounds of the sirens and alarms. She threw herself on the pavement, kicking her legs, and flailing her fists. She sank her teeth into the pavement causing huge cracks and earthquakes. Animals ran away, screaming and tripping on each other to get away from the horrible ‘thing’, throwing the ultimate temper tantrum. Fire hydrants broke open from the sound pressure, soaking everything. Glass broke, and still the noise did not stop. She bit all the cages open and set the people free, with earsplitting yells and blood-curdling shrieks.
Finally, the animals came out of hiding because they couldn’t take it any longer. The Lion, since he was the bravest, went up to try and talk to the kid.
“Ugly Human! SHUT UP!” yelled the Lion
The Parrot stepped forward to translate the girl’s answer, but before he could, the toddler started screaming, again, even louder. Then the Sheep thought she would try to talk some sense into the crazed child.
“Adorable child, I beg you to stop!” pleaded the Sheep.
The child then made some guttural sounds which the parrot translated as “NO! You a mean ole goatie!”
“I’m a sheep you silly!” bleated the Sheep.
In response, the little girl took her unusually sharp teeth and ate the Sheep’s hat, embarrassing the old Sheep so much, she ran home to ‘rest’.
At last, the Monkey stepped forward and asked “Little Girl, what do you want?”
Silence. Even the alarms stopped blaring. After a few quick seconds of thought she made some nasal noises, which the Parrot roughly translated as “I wanna be da purty faiwy-bawwallina-pink-tap dansing-pwinsess-of-all-da-animals, who sets all da peoples fwee!”
The animals who were worn out beyond belief, hastily and gladly agreed, just to stop all the chaos and confusion. Ever since that day, humans have always had the upper hand, and toddlers have almost always been able to get their way through temper-tantrums.
I need you guys to critizize this, so I can get an A, this is a humungus grade, PLZ, PLZ, HELP!
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