Guest Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 22 things to do at a boring movie 1. Wear a top hat. 2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!" 3. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses. 4. Clap when the good guy gets killed. 5. Make a noise like your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..." 6. Starting wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can have some Juicy Fruits for you asthma. 7. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?" 8. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!" 9. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes. 10. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls bathroom is flooding. 11. Yell out what is going to happen. 12. Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink while smiling. 13. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away. 14. Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming through the exit. 15. Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friend already is. 16. Yell outloud, "Stop molesting me!" 17. Sit in the very middle seat of the theatre and yell, "Mommy, where are you?" 18. Go to the projector and make butterfly shadows while everyone's watching the movie. 19. Look around for a minute then ask the person next to you..."Did you smell that?" 20. Pretend to choke and cough loudly at an important part. 21. When people are getting beat up make sounds like.."Ooh" "Eee" "Ahh" or "That's gotta hurt!" 22. Ask people to race you up the stairs. Man: I could go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there? Man: I offer you myself. Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts. Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let's start from your bank account. Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?" Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?" Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!" Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!" haha post some other corny jokes or funny stuff here =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 These are funny, i don't have any of my own though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Sit right near the entrance and every time someone walks in pat the seat next to you and wink suggestively Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 1. Wear a top hat. 2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!" 4. Clap when the good guy gets killed. 10. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls bathroom is flooding. 14. Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming through the exit. 16. Yell outloud, "Stop molesting me!" 22. Ask people to race you up the stairs. My favs!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 24, 2009 Report Share Posted January 24, 2009 yeah i will find some more. i like the one you put Sit right near the entrance and every time someone walks in pat the seat next to you and wink suggestively nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 24, 2009 Report Share Posted January 24, 2009 HAHA!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted January 24, 2009 Report Share Posted January 24, 2009 Please...Dont...Do...that...again...i...almost...died...laughing!!!!! Just kidding - please!!! more jokes!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 14. Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming through the exit. I don't get that. What does "moon" mean? While the movie is playing, play songs from your phone real loudly. When a fast (dance) song comes on in the moving, (and you know the lyrics) get up, start singing and dancing around. :] Imitate someone snoring and make people laugh. Throw popcorn at people and when they turn to look at you, point to the person sitting next to you. I can't think of anymore... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 14. Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming through the exit. I don't get that. What does "moon" mean? 'mooning' is where you reveal your buttocks... Bart from the simpsons 'moons' people all the time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 andromeda Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 (edited) My favorite is... Go watch a boring movie with someone you can make out with! Um... and for the minors the above list! Edited February 8, 2009 by andromeda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Izzy Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 Go watch a boring movie with someone you can make out with! Um... and for the minors the above list! Pssh, adults can go make out wherever they want. The cinema is ours, and off limits to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 'mooning' is where you reveal your buttocks... Bart from the simpsons 'moons' people all the time... ewwwwww!!!!!!!!!! lol. would somebody actually do that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 haha wow. reminds me of the time i went to see the waterhorse. boringest movie ever! so me and my friend were at the front cuhz it was packed. so we sat there and when it was all quiet we started moaning hahaha. and then we were like laughing and what not. lol yer it was funny and yer i wentt with my friend once and saw hancock. even worse than waterhorse. and we were throwing starburst gummies at people down the bottom and we had slapping fights slapping each other really hard and evry1 was staring at us bahaha lol best times ever well just thought id share those stories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 haha wow. reminds me of the time i went to see the waterhorse. boringest movie ever! so me and my friend were at the front cuhz it was packed. so we sat there and when it was all quiet we started moaning hahaha. and then we were like laughing and what not. lol yer it was funny and yer i wentt with my friend once and saw hancock. even worse than waterhorse. and we were throwing starburst gummies at people down the bottom and we had slapping fights slapping each other really hard and evry1 was staring at us bahaha lol best times ever well just thought id share those stories ummmm...what type of moaning (if I dare ask!) :lol: :lol: SLAP FIGHTS!!! Tennis - that's a slappin' game. One of my friends slaps like a beast!! It's frikkin' amazing! Chuckin' candy sounds fun - I'd lick a Jolly Rancher and then throw it so it sticks on the person. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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22 things to do at a boring movie
1. Wear a top hat.
2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
3. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
4. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
5. Make a noise like your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."
6. Starting wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can have some Juicy Fruits for you asthma.
7. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
8. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
9. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
10. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls bathroom is flooding.
11. Yell out what is going to happen.
12. Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink while smiling.
13. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
14. Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming through the exit.
15. Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friend already is.
16. Yell outloud, "Stop molesting me!"
17. Sit in the very middle seat of the theatre and yell, "Mommy, where are you?"
18. Go to the projector and make butterfly shadows while everyone's watching the movie.
19. Look around for a minute then ask the person next to you..."Did you smell that?"
20. Pretend to choke and cough loudly at an important part.
21. When people are getting beat up make sounds like.."Ooh" "Eee" "Ahh" or "That's gotta hurt!"
22. Ask people to race you up the stairs.
Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let's start from your bank account.
Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"
haha post some other corny jokes or funny stuff here =)
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