[Guest]

The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the follow morning. Throughout the day, the prison guards were being very nice to him. But when they asked him if he wanted something specific for his last meal, he said he didn't want anything special. When they asked if there was something special he wanted to do, he said nothing. It went on like this all day.

Finally, when he was put before the firing squad, the guard asked if he wanted a cigarette and a blindfold.

"No," the inmate said, "just get it over with."

"Well, is there anything that I can do for you before you go?" said the guard. "You didn't even want a special last meal!"

The inmate thought. "Actually," he said, "Music is my life. One thing I would really like would be to sing my favorite song, one whole time through, with no interruptions."

The guard nodded and told him to go ahead.

The inmate started, "One billion bottles of beer on the wall..."

[Izzy]

Heh.

It's impossible to get through the short version of that song with no interuptions.. <_<

[dms172]

lol it's great for long road trips. you get about three verses in and everyone tells you to shut up.

[Izzy]

Haha, exactly. Yet no one seems to mind The Song That Gets On Everybody's Nerves.

[peace*out]

What's that song??

[Guest]

This is the song that get on everybody's nerves~

Repeat

Repeat

You get it.

[peace*out]

ahhh.......

[Izzy]

The one I learnt is slightly different.

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves

Everybody's nerves

Everybody's nerves

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerve

And this is how it goes

(repeat)

[peace*out]

everybody pluged their ears

plug their ears

plug their ears

everybody pluged their ears

please dont ask me why...

[Guest]

Great joke, RMZ! I wonder if the inmate would ever get deyhdrated...hehe, I feel sorry for the guard.

The one I learnt is slightly different.

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves

Everybody's nerves

Everybody's nerves

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerve

And this is how it goes

(repeat)

Yup, that's the one I know as well I use it all the time to drive people crazy...especially since i developed a loud voice over the summer *evil grin*

everybody pluged their ears

plug their ears

plug their ears

everybody pluged their ears

please dont ask me why...

hehe, lovely lyrics!

[Guest]

:lol: Clever inmate...well...except for getting himself declared as an inmate!

[Guest]

The one I learnt is slightly different.

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves

Everybody's nerves

Everybody's nerves

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerve

And this is how it goes

(repeat)

Hmm... my version seems to have a slightly different rhythmical pattern:

I know a song that'll get on your nerves

get on your nerves

get on your nerves

I know a song that'll get on your nerves

And it goes a bit like this

[Guest]

HAHAHAHA!

[OmegaScales]

The one I learnt is slightly different.

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves

Everybody's nerves

Everybody's nerves

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerve

And this is how it goes

(repeat)

How about The Song That Never Ends?

This is the song that never ends...

It just goes on and on my friends...

Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,

And they continued singing it forever just because...

*REPEAT*

*REPEAT*

*RE...