unreality Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 ...needs no describing http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck AND: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 rookie1ja Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 great I wanted to create 1 whole page dedicated to my favorite chuck norris jokes many months ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 my fave is: "The dinosaurs looked at chuck norris the wrong way once; JUST ONCE." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 unreality Posted September 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 my favorite: There's no such thing as a virgin- only a person that hasn't met Chuck Norris. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 rookie1ja Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 I have collected my favorite chuck norris facts (+100) and created a google gadget ... check this post and have fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Chuck Norris lives in a round house. Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the whole world down. I love these jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 TwoaDay Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Can you slam a revolving door? NO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 if chuck norris had of been a spartian... the movie would have been called "1" i got it, some people dont like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 TwoaDay Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 funny he would have won the battle too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 my fave is: "The dinosaurs looked at chuck norris the wrong way once; JUST ONCE." Oh, I get it. Chuck Norris "killed" the dinosaurs. When they looked at him, they died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 yeah, they looked at him the wrong way (you know, with a mean look) and then he round-kicked them in the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 my favorite: There's no such thing as a virgin- only a person that hasn't met Chuck Norris. lol Does that include men? (YUCK) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 (edited) A few quick ones..... -Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club -Chuck Norris refers to himself in the fourth person -Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once ate a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate. -Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack. -Chuck Norris once survived a suicide bombing. He was the bomber. -Chuck Norris can speak braille. Edited November 13, 2008 by runder_1111 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 rookie1ja Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Chuck Norris jokes already have separate thread locked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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...needs no describing
http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck
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http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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