Guest Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 You are a prisner sentanced to death. But the king feels bad for you, so he says that you can choose how you want to die. But you have to choose a way that you will die(not like being put into a room with dead lions). What do you choose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 There are many answers, I don't guess which one you are looking for. I want to be executed in Mars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Really? Cuz I'd choose... something else... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Izzy Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 (edited) Death from old age. *edit*spoiler tags Edited November 3, 2008 by Izzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Alcohol Poisoning...if I'm gonna die, might as well make it a party! --OR-- I want my death to be Regicide (murder of a King). That means I'll have to be made King first, at which point I declare an edict preserving my life and then kill the other King (without giving him the option to choose his death) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 You should choose to be hung and then try to get as fat as you can before the execution. If the rope breaks, it is considered a sign of innocence from God and you are set free. At least that's what I would do. On the other hand. I know that there used to be a law on the books that if you weighed more than 300 lbs. you could not be hung because there was a better chance that the rope would pop your head off and that was considered cruel and unusual punishment. But if you have to be executed, you might as well choose the one that gives you the highest chances of escaping. I mean, your chances of the rope breaking are a lot better than surviving a beheading.You are a prisner sentanced to death. But the king feels bad for you, so he says that you can choose how you want to die. But you have to choose a way that you will die(not like being put into a room with dead lions). What do you choose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Mumbles, I literally LOLed when I read your first answer. Now all of the people in the coffee shoppe are staring at me. Perhaps I'll die of embarrassment? Nah, it would take a whole lot than that...I actually don't embarrass very easily. In fact, I'm a rather tough broad. And being a tough broad... by the guillotine...TODAY!...before Obama is elected!!!! I'm tough, but not crazy enough to want to fall under the authority of the AntiChrist! if the people in this country have 1/2 a brain and elect the lesser of the two evils (McCain), then I choose to die from too much wild, circus s*x (within the boundaries of my marriage vows of course. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Uh...Izzy got it, it was dying of old age Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Mumbles, I literally LOLed when I read your first answer. Now all of the people in the coffee shoppe are staring at me. Perhaps I'll die of embarrassment? Nah, it would take a whole lot than that...I actually don't embarrass very easily. In fact, I'm a rather tough broad. And being a tough broad... by the guillotine...TODAY!...before Obama is elected!!!! I'm tough, but not crazy enough to want to fall under the authority of the AntiChrist! if the people in this country have 1/2 a brain and elect the lesser of the two evils (McCain), then I choose to die from too much wild, circus s*x (within the boundaries of my marriage vows of course. ) Wow! I've been to several \a circus' and anyone who can have s*x like that within the boundaries of their marriage vows had to have some pretty messed up (or very well thought out) marriage vows. I would have liked to see the brides father face when those were being recited at the wedding! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 (edited) by the guillotine...TODAY!...before Obama is elected!!!! I'm tough, but not crazy enough to want to fall under the authority of the AntiChrist! - Hilarious! Its even better that you are from Kansas - you better not let the other people from your state joking around, some people actually believe that stuff! I am assuming that the king made this declaration to me verbally (as opposed to a written decree). In that case, when it came my time, I would explain that I would like to die with a large bucket and some blue pigment. After the initial confusion, it would be revealed that I thought he meant 'dye'. We would all have a good laugh, and he would let me go. With a Cadillac. A blue one. Edited November 3, 2008 by bobkerolls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 I've heard the expression die of happiness before. I'm not sure if it is actually possible, but if the king was successful in exectuting me that way, would I really mind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Hmm, what's a prisner? I guess I'd ask to be killed by a room full of dead lions. No, I guess that one is not allowed, besides they'd probably start to stink really badly. I know, I'd ask to be drowned in the blood of all the right-wing nutjobs who think Obama is the Antichrist. At least then my kids would get a chance to grow up in a world free of their poison. Jeez. You are a prisner sentanced to death. But the king feels bad for you, so he says that you can choose how you want to die. But you have to choose a way that you will die(not like being put into a room with dead lions). What do you choose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 I would want top die of old age. Wouldn't u???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 I would want top die of old age. Wouldn't u???? Nope, not I. I would want something to happen to me, something bizzare so i'll be remembered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 Nope, not I. I would want something to happen to me, something bizzare so i'll be remembered. they want to die drowning, because it's the 2nd most peaceful way to die, and that 'dieing of old age is boring'. YOu could go with being drowned... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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You are a prisner sentanced to death. But the king feels bad for you, so he says that you can choose how you want to die. But you have to choose a way that you will die(not like being put into a room with dead lions). What do you choose?
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