There are three friend criminals, a blond, brunette and a redhead. They are running away from the police, when they spot an abandoned factory. They rush into it, and see three boxes. The brunette runs into the one that says 'kittens', the red head in to the one that says, 'puppys', and the blond into the one that says 'potatos'. The police rush in not long after and shine the flashlight onto the box that says kittens. "Meow" says the brunette. The policeman with the flashlight says, "it's just kittens". Then the flashlight turns upon the box that says puppys. "Woof" says the red head, seeing how the brunette wasn't caught. The policeman says, "It's just dogs." then ther flashlight goes upon the box that says potatoes. Seeing as the brunette and the redhead wern't caught, the blond says, "Sack of poootaaaatoessssss!!!"
sure enough the blond, the bunette and the readhead were caught. They held each one in capture, ready to shoot them. They held the redhead, and said, "Ready, aim, -" and the redhead pointed to her right and yelled "Tornado!!" the looked and she got free. Then it was the brunette's turn. "REady, aim, -" The brunette points to her left, and yells, "Hurricane!" They look, and she gets free. Then it's the blonds turn. "READY, aim,-" The blond points above her, and yells "Fire!"
SO - the blond dies, and soon after, her jail mates died at the hand of the police too. THey go to heavan but get stopped halfway by god. He says, "Since you are criminals, you are stopped. Since you did it to survive, you are allowed two chances to get into heaven. Here is the first test:
"Take 100 of your favorite fruit, and eat it in one mouthful. The redhead says, "Blueberries!" and eats them in one mouthful. The brunette says, blackberries, and eats them in one mouthful. they both passed. The blond says, WATERMELON, and opens her mouth wide.
So god says, you can pass since you are very honest. Then they move onto the laughing staircase. There were 100 stairs and god would tell a joke, and if you laughed, you went down under (to hell). The brunette went first, and laughed on the 12th step. The redhead went next, and laughed at the 50th step. Then the blond went. She got to the 99th step, and then started laughing. God said, "i didn't even tell the joke yet!!" She said i know, "but i just got the first joke!!"
none the less, God let her go because she was so close, and she had manicures till the end of her days.........
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There are three friend criminals, a blond, brunette and a redhead. They are running away from the police, when they spot an abandoned factory. They rush into it, and see three boxes. The brunette runs into the one that says 'kittens', the red head in to the one that says, 'puppys', and the blond into the one that says 'potatos'. The police rush in not long after and shine the flashlight onto the box that says kittens. "Meow" says the brunette. The policeman with the flashlight says, "it's just kittens". Then the flashlight turns upon the box that says puppys. "Woof" says the red head, seeing how the brunette wasn't caught. The policeman says, "It's just dogs." then ther flashlight goes upon the box that says potatoes. Seeing as the brunette and the redhead wern't caught, the blond says, "Sack of poootaaaatoessssss!!!"
sure enough the blond, the bunette and the readhead were caught. They held each one in capture, ready to shoot them. They held the redhead, and said, "Ready, aim, -" and the redhead pointed to her right and yelled "Tornado!!" the looked and she got free. Then it was the brunette's turn. "REady, aim, -" The brunette points to her left, and yells, "Hurricane!" They look, and she gets free. Then it's the blonds turn. "READY, aim,-" The blond points above her, and yells "Fire!"
SO - the blond dies, and soon after, her jail mates died at the hand of the police too. THey go to heavan but get stopped halfway by god. He says, "Since you are criminals, you are stopped. Since you did it to survive, you are allowed two chances to get into heaven. Here is the first test:
"Take 100 of your favorite fruit, and eat it in one mouthful. The redhead says, "Blueberries!" and eats them in one mouthful. The brunette says, blackberries, and eats them in one mouthful. they both passed. The blond says, WATERMELON, and opens her mouth wide.
So god says, you can pass since you are very honest. Then they move onto the laughing staircase. There were 100 stairs and god would tell a joke, and if you laughed, you went down under (to hell). The brunette went first, and laughed on the 12th step. The redhead went next, and laughed at the 50th step. Then the blond went. She got to the 99th step, and then started laughing. God said, "i didn't even tell the joke yet!!" She said i know, "but i just got the first joke!!"
none the less, God let her go because she was so close, and she had manicures till the end of her days.........
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