Guest Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. 'I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you,' says the cabbie. 'My son, you cannot offend me,' says the Nun. 'When you're as old as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.' 'Well,' said the cabbie, 'I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me.' 'Well, lets see what we can do about that,' the Nun replies. 'First, you have to be single and, second, you must be Catholic.' The cabbie is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!' 'Okay,' says the Nun. 'Pull into the next alley.' The Nun fulfills his fantasy with a passionate kiss but, when they get back on the road, the cabbie starts crying. 'My dear child,' says the Nun, 'why are you crying?' 'Forgive me, Sister, for I have sinned,' says the cabbie. 'I lied, and I must confess that I'm married and I'm a Methodist.' 'That's okay,' says the Nun. 'My name is Kevin and I'm going to a costume party.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 akaslickster Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 PUNKED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 (edited) PUNKED! I fink you mean PUNK'D lol funny joke Edited August 26, 2008 by lemonymelon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 hahaha..that was too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 I don't get it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 (edited) that nun wasn't a nun after all...that person was a guy and his name was Kevin...he had dressed as a nun for a costume party and yeah so the cabbie kissed a guy Edited August 26, 2008 by Nayana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 hahaha..that was too funny Hope you like it. Now only realize slick has changed his avatar back instead of the flooded great canyon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 akaslickster Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 (edited) Hope you like it. Now only realize slick has changed his avatar back instead of the flooded great canyon. That was only for my sweetheart. Now I can change it back again. Edit, LM I think you mean think. Edited August 26, 2008 by akaslickster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 That was only for my sweetheart. Now I can change it back again. Edit, LM I think you mean think. hehehe very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 onetruth Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 TwoaDay Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 roflol sux for the cabbie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 I love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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A cabbie picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
'I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you,' says the cabbie.
'My son, you cannot offend me,' says the Nun. 'When you're as old as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'
'Well,' said the cabbie, 'I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me.'
'Well, lets see what we can do about that,' the Nun replies. 'First, you have to be single and, second, you must be Catholic.'
The cabbie is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'
'Okay,' says the Nun. 'Pull into the next alley.'
The Nun fulfills his fantasy with a passionate kiss but, when they get back on the road, the cabbie starts crying.
'My dear child,' says the Nun, 'why are you crying?'
'Forgive me, Sister, for I have sinned,' says the cabbie. 'I lied, and I must confess that I'm married and I'm a Methodist.'
'That's okay,' says the Nun.
'My name is Kevin and I'm going to a costume party.'
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