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A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?'

The poor little guy starts crying.

'Come on man I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY.' 'I can't stand to see a man crying.’

'This is the worst day of my life,' says the little guy between sobs. 'I can't do anything right.' 'I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.

When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me.

So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the darn poison.
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Hey, that same thing happened to me yesterday...except I was at Chili's and the guy who stole my drink was some nut driving an F150. What's the world coming too?!!

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Hey, that same thing happened to me yesterday...except I was at Chili's and the guy who stole my drink was some nut driving an F150. What's the world coming too?!!
You tried to poison yourself - wow! We'kl keep a look out for a dead f1go driver - what'l we do when we find him Edited by Lost in space
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ok - i heard she's good jack daniels can work, Though furniture polish works too - terrible taste but a beautiful finnish

Most people drink and it touches their lips and flows back down into the glass or bottle. If the swig is too big it will go out of the mouth and back into the glass.. Too many viruses are about that others are not even aware of so do not try this yourself. Only if you are dehydrating to death. I did not create this joke but, I have read worse :)

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