Guest Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 Nine words women use... 1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a wom an can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7.) Thanks: : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. 8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU! 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 29, 2008 Report Share Posted June 29, 2008 (edited) Wait, what is the riddle supposed to be?? Oh, wait, it's a joke. Umm...ha ha Edited June 29, 2008 by SillouhetteMind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 oh lol well that sucks for me then..... lots of girls say wutever to me >.< and wut if ure one of those kinds of guys that take on challenges O.o like wen they say go ahead >.< another reason why im screwed xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 oh lol well that sucks for me then..... lots of girls say wutever to me >.< and wut if ure one of those kinds of guys that take on challenges O.o like wen they say go ahead >.< another reason why im screwed xD this may be a joke, but it acually is true...FINALLY someone who UNDERSTANDS! oh yes - if "Yes dear" has an OUNCE of sarcasim in it...lets just say it wont go down well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 OmegaScales Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 One thing that a guy should mean when he says it (especially in an arguement) is "You're right dear." Also, a woman is always right, even if she thinks she's wrong (with certian exceptions, like when she thinks she's wrong about there being straight guys who are sensitive, caring, and will love their partner even after forever is over {hey, that's me!}). I'm single, but I have plenty of patience, and I'm smart when it comes to things that actually matter. Plus I don't go nuts over things that most guys do (like "the game" or "getting some"). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 Another good one: If you beat a women in something its because that let you win... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 EDM Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 (edited) Usually, yes.....but there is an exception; if she hates the prize or knows that it's stupid, she lets you win.... But women, and even us teen girls are like that; except girls are more....er....horrible than women. Atleast the women give you a chance to say "yes, dear"..... Another word: Maybe - it means a resounding 'NO' about 99% of the time..... Ignore that, and it leads to the most important equation: i.e. Loud sigh + nothing = (FINE + Whatever)2..... *It's like that with people I know (including me.....) Edited November 1, 2010 by EDM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Nine words women use...
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a wom an
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just
say
you're welcome.
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement,
meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!
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