Guest Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 Does anyone know any good quote? post it here I'll start: Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. - Douglas Adams The higher the buildings, the lower the morals. - Noel Coward There must be more to life than having everything. - Maurice Sendak History is the short trudge from Adam to atom. - Leonard Louis Levinson All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow. - Evan Esar He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed. - Saki Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge. - Paul Gauguin Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted. - Hesketh Pearson There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 in my signature - it's a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Love can't save you now, only my new powers can. -Dunno who Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 "The time that we kill, keeps us alive" -Rise Against "It's life that scares me to death" -Rise against Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Love can't save you now, only my new powers can. -Dunno who Annakin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 I'll start with one from Churchill... Upon being told "Sir you are drunk" as he was leaving the houses of parliament! "Yes Madam and you are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober" - some people have to think about that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 this is the funniest one i've heard.. "how am i supposed to drive without my middle finger?" -Fraiser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 akaslickster Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 (edited) "When the cat is away the mice will play." my teacher. Edited May 16, 2008 by akaslickster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 You're gonna need a bigger boat - jaws I feel the need.. the need for speed - Top gun Make it so! -Star Trek N.G. Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew. [Takes a drink from the bucket] - We don't have a cow. We have a bull. I'm gonna brush my teeth!! from king pin Our policy doesn't cover fire, theft or acts of Dog! - Simpsons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 Here's some more: A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another. - Ambrose Bierce The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised. - George F. Will Who is more busy than he who hath least to do? - John Clarke The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O. - Martin Mull Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses. - Margaret Millar What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen? - Evelyn Waugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. Anton Chekhov Luv dis 1! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 To be? or not to be? that is the question -William Shakespear Normal is an illusion, and perfect is fake... just be who you really are. -Me What it do? -Drino Man 50 cent is a metophore for "Change" -Curtis Jackson just some random ones i have on Myspace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 itachi-san Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 (edited) "Animals were invented by plants to help move their seeds around." -Terence McKenna Edited June 2, 2008 by itachi-san Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 "I think, therefore I am" - Rene Descartes "I am because my dog knows me" - Gertrude Stein "Where's your dog been sniffing?" - Ron Hoyler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 akaslickster Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 If you snooze, you lose. Try to keep all your eggs in one basket. Neither sleet nor snow etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 "I think, therefore I am" - Rene DescartesI'm pink therefore I'm spam! - Miss Piggy, Pinky and Perky, and many a talking educated pig Descartes come before desorses - Phil O'Sophy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 akaslickster Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 Does anyone know any good quote? post it here I'll start: Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. - Douglas Adams The higher the buildings, the lower the morals. - Noel Coward There must be more to life than having everything. - Maurice Sendak History is the short trudge from Adam to atom. - Leonard Louis Levinson All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow. - Evan Esar He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed. - Saki Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge. - Paul Gauguin Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted. - Hesketh Pearson There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe yadda, yadda, yadda by Seinfeld Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 Breathe in now Breathe out. Hands up now Hands Down. Tell me what your going to do now. -Limp Bizkit I only got the sunny hours, brightest hours of day. i never got the gloomy hours, i let them slip away. -Long Beach Dub All Stars We gunna show you how to hustle -Pharrell Williams In the event of my demise In the event of my demise, When my heart beats no more. I hope i die for a belief, Or a priceiple i had lived for. I will die before my time, Because i feel the shadows depth. So much i want to do, Before i reach my death. I have come to grips with possibility, And wiped the last tear from my eyes. I loved all who were positive, In the event of my demise. -Tupac Shakur Got these off my Ipod.. if you don't know any of them you need to listen to more music Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 itachi-san Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 "To start comp..u..ter press "any" key? hmm, any key? There doesn't seem to be any "any" key... whew! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a Tab. (presses Tab and holds empty cup under disk drive) Oh, no time for that! The computer is starting." -Homer S. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 (edited) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit Wisdom is knowing not to include it in a fruit salad oh and, here's another Homer Simpson one.... (scratchcard)"Liberty Bell... Liberty Bell... Cherry(!)" also for our school's end of year magazine we had to compile a class report so our form put together a quote for everyone one of my friends' was "If you can't play the game, don't go near the ball!" she's very competitive like that Edited July 16, 2008 by lemonymelon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk. The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or fight its enemies is lunch. It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. - JRR Tolkien Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'. - Larry Hardiman Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez Experience is usually gained immediately after you needed it most Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 k, my signature has two, but here's one by lemony snicket that i really like "Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt, filled with odd waiters who bring you items you never asked for and don't always like" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 akaslickster Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 To believe me is to know why I,m lying to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 (edited) we learn from history that men never learn from history hindsight is always twenty twenty these ones are up outside the history room at school i think. don't know who said them ooh and "voulez-vous du beurre?" was said by kevin arnold in the wonder years when trying to chat someone up in a french lesson. my brother found it hi-larious Edited July 17, 2008 by lemonymelon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 "To be is to do" -- Socrates. "To do is to be" -- Sartre. "Do be do be do" -- Sinatra. [All the above: Kurt Vonnegut, Jr ?? maybe?] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 mccovey is off the table Paul Pfeiffer, wonder years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Does anyone know any good quote?
post it here
I'll start:
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
- Douglas Adams
The higher the buildings, the lower the morals.
- Noel Coward
There must be more to life than having everything.
- Maurice Sendak
History is the short trudge from Adam to atom.
- Leonard Louis Levinson
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.
- Evan Esar
He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.
- Saki
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
- Hesketh Pearson
There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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