[Guest]

good luck and ill post answers sooner or later

1.Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes No

2.Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

3.Can a California man legally marry his widow's sister? Yes No

4.Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

5.If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

6.A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and 7.die. How many sheep are left standing?

8.How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark?

9.A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?

10.How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

11.How far can a dog run into the woods?

12.How can a woman in New York, without getting a divorce or 13.becoming a widow, or otherwise legally separated, legally marry 10 men?

14.Why are 1990 dollar bills worth more than 1989 dollar bills?

15.Explain how a taxi can reach its destination in an hour and a half, but take 90 minutes to return when there is no other traffic?

16.Even when the Arctic natives are starving, why won't they eat penguin eggs?

17.Why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg?

18.How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?

19.Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the biggest mountain in the world?

20.How is it possible for two fathers and two sons to pay only $21 for a buffet when the buffet costs $7 per person?

21.In a criminal trial, what is the relationship of the defendant to the trial judge, if the defendant's brother-in-law's only sister's husband is the father of the son of the judge?

22.Which weighs more, a pound of pennies or a pound of dimes?

23.Two U.S. coins add up to 55 cents, but one coin is not a nickel. What are these coins?

24.What is it that the people who make it, don't want it; the people who buy it, don't use it; and the people who use it, don't know it?

25.A man rides into town on Sunday, three days later, he leaves on Sunday, how can this be?

26.What's more powerful than God, the rich don't want it, the poor have much of it, and if you eat it you'll die?

27.Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. 28.The second child was named May. What was the third childs name?

29.Two ducks in front of a duck, two ducks behind a duck and a duck in the middle. how many ducks? (Not 5)

30.A man is driving his car without its lights on, the streets lights are not on, and there is no moon. A black cat runs in front of him. He brakes quickly and avoids it. How did he see the cat?

31.It takes 3 mins to boil 1 egg. How long does it take to boil 3 eggs? (Not 9)

32.On what side of the cup does the handle belong?

33.What kind of dog has four legs but never runs?

34.Where are potatoes grown?

35.If you hop out of your flop, to drop by the shop for a mop, and to top it off, your pop is a cop, what should you do when you come to a green light?

36.You have a wooden barrel filled with water. what can you put in it to make it lighter?

37.What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?

38.A woman walks in the rain without an umbrella, earing no head gear. Although her ears get soaked, she doesn't get her hair wet. How is this possible?

39.How is it that my grandfather is only six years older than my father?

40.What is it that you put on the table, cut it, pass it around, but don't eat?

41.On which side does a chicken have the most feathers?

42.What goes up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?

[bonanova]

1. yes

2. all

3. No

4. 70

5. 2

6. 9

8. Noah

9. meat

10. a dozen

11. halfway

12. by being a justice of peace

14. because there are more of them

15. by driving the same speed both ways

16. much too far to walk to get them

17. you need a camera

18. as many as you like

19. Mt. Everest

20. GF / F / S

21. identity

22. same

23. nickel and half-dollar

24. coffin

25. horse is named Sunday

26. nothing

27. Johnny

29. 3

30. daytime

31. 3 mins

32. outside

33. dead

34. ground

35. keep moving

36. air

37. incorrectly

38. holds corn over head

39. mother's father

40. cards

41. outside

42. umbrella

[Guest]

1. yes

2. all

3. No

4. 70

5. 2

6. 9

8. Noah

9. meat

10. a dozen

11. halfway

12. by being a justice of peace

14. because there are more of them

15. by driving the same speed both ways

16. much too far to walk to get them

17. you need a camera

18. as many as you like

19. Mt. Everest

20. GF / F / S

21. identity

22. same

23. nickel and half-dollar

24. coffin

25. horse is named Sunday

26. nothing

27. Johnny

29. 3

30. daytime

31. 3 mins

32. outside

33. dead

34. ground

35. keep moving

36. air

37. incorrectly

38. holds corn over head

39. mother's father

40. cards

41. outside

42. umbrella

I got same except, for 36. hole

[akaslickster]

good luck and ill post answers sooner or later

1.Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes No

2.Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

3.Can a California man legally marry his widow's sister? Yes No

4.Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

5.If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

6.A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and 7.die. How many sheep are left standing?

8.How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark?

9.A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?

10.How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

11.How far can a dog run into the woods?

12.How can a woman in New York, without getting a divorce or 13.becoming a widow, or otherwise legally separated, legally marry 10 men?

14.Why are 1990 dollar bills worth more than 1989 dollar bills?

15.Explain how a taxi can reach its destination in an hour and a half, but take 90 minutes to return when there is no other traffic?

16.Even when the Arctic natives are starving, why won't they eat penguin eggs?

17.Why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg?

18.How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?

19.Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the biggest mountain in the world?

20.How is it possible for two fathers and two sons to pay only $21 for a buffet when the buffet costs $7 per person?

21.In a criminal trial, what is the relationship of the defendant to the trial judge, if the defendant's brother-in-law's only sister's husband is the father of the son of the judge?

22.Which weighs more, a pound of pennies or a pound of dimes?

23.Two U.S. coins add up to 55 cents, but one coin is not a nickel. What are these coins?

24.What is it that the people who make it, don't want it; the people who buy it, don't use it; and the people who use it, don't know it?

25.A man rides into town on Sunday, three days later, he leaves on Sunday, how can this be?

26.What's more powerful than God, the rich don't want it, the poor have much of it, and if you eat it you'll die?

27.Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. 28.The second child was named May. What was the third childs name?

29.Two ducks in front of a duck, two ducks behind a duck and a duck in the middle. how many ducks? (Not 5)

30.A man is driving his car without its lights on, the streets lights are not on, and there is no moon. A black cat runs in front of him. He brakes quickly and avoids it. How did he see the cat?

31.It takes 3 mins to boil 1 egg. How long does it take to boil 3 eggs? (Not 9)

32.On what side of the cup does the handle belong?

33.What kind of dog has four legs but never runs?

34.Where are potatoes grown?

35.If you hop out of your flop, to drop by the shop for a mop, and to top it off, your pop is a cop, what should you do when you come to a green light?

36.You have a wooden barrel filled with water. what can you put in it to make it lighter?

37.What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?

38.A woman walks in the rain without an umbrella, earing no head gear. Although her ears get soaked, she doesn't get her hair wet. How is this possible?

39.How is it that my grandfather is only six years older than my father?

40.What is it that you put on the table, cut it, pass it around, but don't eat?

41.On which side does a chicken have the most feathers?

42.What goes up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?

#1.no#2.1#3.yes#4.35#5.2#6.2#7.-#8.0#9.meat?#10.12#11.depends#12.as a justice of the peace#13.-#14.$1.00 more value.#15.speed reduction#16.If they wait still full grown they'll have more food.#17.cuz he's already hung.#18.once.#19.Everest#20.get a senior discount for the fathers.#21.just an aquaintance#22.neither same weight.#23.one is not, the other is a nickel plus the kennedy 1/2 dollar.#24.counterfeit money.#25.can't be in the same town.#26.nothing.#27.june29#29.3#30.The suns out in daylight.#31.3 min.#32.outside.#33.dead dog.#34.Idaho for one.#35.go.#36.a hole.#37.mum.#38.ear wax build up yuk.#39.father was a step-father.#40.deck of cards.#41.wing side.#42.umbrella. Most of these are reposts.

[Guest]

good luck and ill post answers sooner or later

1.Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, the do have a 4th day in July, they do not, however, celebrate it as their independence day.

2.Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? February has 28 days every 4 calendar years. So I suppose we could say there are 48 months in 4 years so 1/48 months have 28 days.

3.Can a California man legally marry his widow's sister? I'm going with Yes

4.Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 30 x 2 + 10 = 70

5.If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? I took away 2 so I have 2

6.A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and 7.die. How many sheep are left standing? 9

8.How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark? Noah built the ark, not Moses

9.A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh? He weighs meat as thats his job

10.How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? A dozen of what? If it's a dozen 2 cent stamps, then 12.

11.How far can a dog run into the woods? The dog can run halfway through the woods as the other half of the way he would be running out of the woods.

12.How can a woman in New York, without getting a divorce or 13.becoming a widow, or otherwise legally separated, legally marry 10 men? Shes the person performing the ceremony

14.Why are 1990 dollar bills worth more than 1989 dollar bills? because if you have 1990 1 dollar bills, you have 1 more dollar than if you had 1989 of them.

15.Explain how a taxi can reach its destination in an hour and a half, but take 90 minutes to return when there is no other traffic? and hour and a half = 60min + 30min = 90 minutes, they're the same amount of time stated in different ways.

16.Even when the Arctic natives are starving, why won't they eat penguin eggs? Penguins don't live in the Arctic

17.Why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? wooden legs don't take pictures.

18.How many times can you subtract 5 from 25? as many times as you want if you're willing to go into negative numbers so infinity.

19.Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the biggest mountain in the world? "biggest" is a measure of mass so whatever the "biggest" mountain is is the answer. I don't know that off the top of my head though.

20.How is it possible for two fathers and two sons to pay only $21 for a buffet when the buffet costs $7 per person? it was a boy, his father, and his grandfather.

21.In a criminal trial, what is the relationship of the defendant to the trial judge, if the defendant's brother-in-law's only sister's husband is the father of the son of the judge? The judge is the defendant's brother-in-law's brother-in-law. So the defendant is the judge's brother-in-law's brother-in-law. I don't think there's a name for that.

22.Which weighs more, a pound of pennies or a pound of dimes? a pound is a pound. They're the same weight.

23.Two U.S. coins add up to 55 cents, but one coin is not a nickel. What are these coins? A fifty-cent piece and a nickel. The fifty-cent piece is not a nickel therefore one of the two pieces is not a nickel.

24.What is it that the people who make it, don't want it; the people who buy it, don't use it; and the people who use it, don't know it? Dang, they're getting harder. I'll have to think about this one more.

25.A man rides into town on Sunday, three days later, he leaves on Sunday, how can this be? Sunday is the name of the man's horse. Ha - that took me a minute.

26.What's more powerful than God, the rich don't want it, the poor have much of it, and if you eat it you'll die? Nothing.

27.Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. (28. - dare I assume this number being here is a mistake?) The second child was named May. What was the third childs name? Johnny.

29.Two ducks in front of a duck, two ducks behind a duck and a duck in the middle. how many ducks? (Not 5) There are 3 ducks.

30.A man is driving his car without its lights on, the streets lights are not on, and there is no moon. A black cat runs in front of him. He brakes quickly and avoids it. How did he see the cat? It's day time and he saw it in the sunlight.

31.It takes 3 mins to boil 1 egg. How long does it take to boil 3 eggs? (Not 9) 3 minutes -- you just boil them all at the same time.

32.On what side of the cup does the handle belong? the outside.

33.What kind of dog has four legs but never runs? A dog that was born with no feet. I'm sure there's a much more clever answer, but mine's still correct.

34.Where are potatoes grown? in the ground.

35.If you hop out of your flop, to drop by the shop for a mop, and to top it off, your pop is a cop, what should you do when you come to a green light? I'd assume the green light is in the shop so nothing.

36.You have a wooden barrel filled with water. what can you put in it to make it lighter? a hole

37.What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly? "incorrectly"

38.A woman walks in the rain without an umbrella, earing no head gear. Although her ears get soaked, she doesn't get her hair wet. How is this possible? maybe she was bald?

39.How is it that my grandfather is only six years older than my father? he's your mother's father and your mother married a much older man.

40.What is it that you put on the table, cut it, pass it around, but don't eat? So the table must not be a dinner table but some other type of table...hmm

41.On which side does a chicken have the most feathers? the outside?

42.What goes up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up? an umbrella

[Guest]

Isn't 38 that the women's bald? Cause corn or w/e doesn't make sense

[Guest]

1. yes

2. all

3. No

4. 70

5. 2

6. 9

8. Noah

9. meat

10. a dozen

11. halfway

12. by being a justice of peace

14. because there are more of them

15. by driving the same speed both ways

16. much too far to walk to get them

17. you need a camera

18. as many as you like

19. Mt. Everest

20. GF / F / S

21. identity

22. same

23. nickel and half-dollar

24. coffin

25. horse is named Sunday

26. nothing

27. Johnny

29. 3

30. daytime

31. 3 mins

32. outside

33. dead

34. ground

35. keep moving

36. air

37. incorrectly

38. holds corn over head

39. mother's father

40. cards

41. outside

42. umbrella

Think 36 is "a hole", and another answer for 39 could be "it's a clock", although your answer is probably the more correct answer

[akaslickster]

I meant no as in no holiday overseas that day. hah.

[Guest jdmensa]

1.Yes

2.12

3.No (plus, necrophilic is a no-no in some places so sissy might go from the morgue to the jail...)

4.70

5.2

6.9

8.He wasn't around at the time. I think it was Evan Almighty...

9.Meat

10.12

11.until he starts running "out" of the woods.

12.Sinister Minister

14.A buck extra

15.90 min = 1.5 hours

16.Them there Inuits don't trek down to the Antarctic for their omelets.

17.A camera works a bit better

18.One time. You can then subtract 5 from twenty. Alternate answer: as many times as you like. But, the answer will always be 20.

19.Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered.

20.It wasn't buy 3 get 1 free day

21.Self; if B-I-L is my wife's brother. Or, could also be: Sister-in-law's (or, sister's-in-law) husband. Several possibilities: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brother_in_law

22.A pound is a pound. Dimes fit better on the scale though.

23.Nickel and 50cent piece (half-dollar)

24.Coffin? Headstone?

25.Giddy-up Sunday.

26.Nuthin'

27.Johnny

29.Tres

30.Sunlight

31.3 minutes

32.Outside

33.Dead, Arthritic, Maimed, Fat&lazy

34.Ground.

35.Keep on rollin'

36.Hole. Of course, you could put some helium balloons in there for an imperceptibe change.

37.Incorrectly

38.Bald?

39.Not your father's father.

40.Cards, or crafts?

41.Outside

42.??

[Guest]

the answer to 42 is an umbrella... it can go up the chimney when its closed but cant go down when its open

[Guest]

Yeah, many of these are repeats.

good luck and ill post answers sooner or later

1.Do they have a fourth of July in England? YES! It just may not be a holiday...

2.Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? All of them

3.Can a California man legally marry his widow's sister? No, that man would be dead

4.Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 70. Remember, you're dividing by half.

5.If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? You have taken 2, so you have 2.

6.A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and 7.die. How many sheep are left standing? Only 9 did not drop and die

8.How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark? That would be Noah

9.A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh? Lots and lots of meat

10.How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? 12, unless you wanted a baker's dozen of stamps for some reason

11.How far can a dog run into the woods? Just halfway before he's running OUT

12.How can a woman in New York, without getting a divorce or 13.becoming a widow, or otherwise legally separated, legally marry 10 men? She married them to other women.

14.Why are 1990 dollar bills worth more than 1989 dollar bills? Because there's one more

15.Explain how a taxi can reach its destination in an hour and a half, but take 90 minutes to return when there is no other traffic? It's the same amount of time

16.Even when the Arctic natives are starving, why won't they eat penguin eggs? They'd have to go a long way to get to penguin eggs (Antarctica)

17.Why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You'd need a camera. Wooden legs don't work so well for that

18.How many times can you subtract 5 from 25? Once, then you'd be subtracting from 20

19.Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the biggest mountain in the world? Mt Everest. it's not like it didn't exist before being discovered

20.How is it possible for two fathers and two sons to pay only $21 for a buffet when the buffet costs $7 per person? Grandfather, father/son, son

21.In a criminal trial, what is the relationship of the defendant to the trial judge, if the defendant's brother-in-law's only sister's husband is the father of the son of the judge? Judge/defendant

22.Which weighs more, a pound of pennies or a pound of dimes? Neither, they're both a pound

23.Two U.S. coins add up to 55 cents, but one coin is not a nickel. What are these coins? Half dollar and a nickle (the OTHER is a nickle)

24.What is it that the people who make it, don't want it; the people who buy it, don't use it; and the people who use it, don't know it?

25.A man rides into town on Sunday, three days later, he leaves on Sunday, how can this be? Sunday is the name of his horse

26.What's more powerful than God, the rich don't want it, the poor have much of it, and if you eat it you'll die? Nothing

27.Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. 28.The second child was named May. What was the third childs name? Johnny

29.Two ducks in front of a duck, two ducks behind a duck and a duck in the middle. how many ducks? (Not 5) 3

30.A man is driving his car without its lights on, the streets lights are not on, and there is no moon. A black cat runs in front of him. He brakes quickly and avoids it. How did he see the cat? It was daytime

31.It takes 3 mins to boil 1 egg. How long does it take to boil 3 eggs? (Not 9) 3 minutes

32.On what side of the cup does the handle belong? The outside

33.What kind of dog has four legs but never runs? A dead one

34.Where are potatoes grown? In the ground

35.If you hop out of your flop, to drop by the shop for a mop, and to top it off, your pop is a cop, what should you do when you come to a green light? Almost got me there when I said it out loud... you go

36.You have a wooden barrel filled with water. what can you put in it to make it lighter? A lake

37.What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly? incorrectly

38.A woman walks in the rain without an umbrella, earing no head gear. Although her ears get soaked, she doesn't get her hair wet. How is this possible?

39.How is it that my grandfather is only six years older than my father? Your grandfather is your mother's dad, and your dad likes younger women!

40.What is it that you put on the table, cut it, pass it around, but don't eat? A deck of cards

41.On which side does a chicken have the most feathers? The outside

42.What goes up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up? Umbrella

[Guest]

good luck and ill post answers sooner or later

1.Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes No

2.Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

3.Can a California man legally marry his widow's sister? Yes No

4.Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

5.If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

6.A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and 7.die. How many sheep are left standing?

8.How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark?

9.A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?

10.How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

11.How far can a dog run into the woods?

12.How can a woman in New York, without getting a divorce or 13.becoming a widow, or otherwise legally separated, legally marry 10 men?

14.Why are 1990 dollar bills worth more than 1989 dollar bills?

15.Explain how a taxi can reach its destination in an hour and a half, but take 90 minutes to return when there is no other traffic?

16.Even when the Arctic natives are starving, why won't they eat penguin eggs?

17.Why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg?

18.How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?

19.Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the biggest mountain in the world?

20.How is it possible for two fathers and two sons to pay only $21 for a buffet when the buffet costs $7 per person?

21.In a criminal trial, what is the relationship of the defendant to the trial judge, if the defendant's brother-in-law's only sister's husband is the father of the son of the judge?

22.Which weighs more, a pound of pennies or a pound of dimes?

23.Two U.S. coins add up to 55 cents, but one coin is not a nickel. What are these coins?

24.What is it that the people who make it, don't want it; the people who buy it, don't use it; and the people who use it, don't know it?

25.A man rides into town on Sunday, three days later, he leaves on Sunday, how can this be?

26.What's more powerful than God, the rich don't want it, the poor have much of it, and if you eat it you'll die?

27.Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. 28.The second child was named May. What was the third childs name?

29.Two ducks in front of a duck, two ducks behind a duck and a duck in the middle. how many ducks? (Not 5)

30.A man is driving his car without its lights on, the streets lights are not on, and there is no moon. A black cat runs in front of him. He brakes quickly and avoids it. How did he see the cat?

31.It takes 3 mins to boil 1 egg. How long does it take to boil 3 eggs? (Not 9)

32.On what side of the cup does the handle belong?

33.What kind of dog has four legs but never runs?

34.Where are potatoes grown?

35.If you hop out of your flop, to drop by the shop for a mop, and to top it off, your pop is a cop, what should you do when you come to a green light?

36.You have a wooden barrel filled with water. what can you put in it to make it lighter?

37.What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?

38.A woman walks in the rain without an umbrella, earing no head gear. Although her ears get soaked, she doesn't get her hair wet. How is this possible?

39.How is it that my grandfather is only six years older than my father?

40.What is it that you put on the table, cut it, pass it around, but don't eat?

41.On which side does a chicken have the most feathers?

42.What goes up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?

1) yes

2) 1

3) idk.. but im pretty sure its leagal to remarry

4) 70

5) 2

6) 9

7) You have 6 and 7 mixed up there is no Q for 7

8) he took 2 of each animal

9) meat

10) 12

11) until he stops

12) she is a preist or someone that marries people

13) You have 12and 13messed up there is no Q for 13

14) because there is one more dollar

15) idk

16) idk

17) idk

18) once. [once you subtract it, its not 25 anymore]

19) everest. it wasnt smaller before they discovered it [im not sure it is the biggest thou ]

20) Grandfather[father 1], dad[father 2, son 1], son[son 2]

21) brother-in-law's sister's husband is the father of the son.

22) both 1 pound

23) 50 cent piece and a nickel [the 50 cent piece is not a nickel ]

24) idk

that is all i had time for.. ill do the rest later.

i got one for you thou. [look it up because its not what you think it is]

what weighs more a pound of gold or pound of feathers?

[Guest]

so far no ones gotten number 21 is right

[Guest]

37) Inncorrectly

[Guest]

1. yes, everyone has a 4th of July

2. all of them

3. no, he's dead

4. 70

5. 2

6. 9

7. not really a question(or even there)

8. moses didn't take any animals on any ark

9. meat

10. 12

11. half way, then he's running out

12. forgot this one

13. not there either

14. $1,990 is more than $1,989

15. hour and a half = 90 minutes

16. Penguins are in Antarctica

17. wooden legs dont take pictures

18. once, then you are subtracting 5 from 20

19. Mt. Everest, it was still there

20. One son is a father

21. not sure

22. they weigh the same - 1 pound

23. a half dollar and a nickel. The other is a nickel

24. ???

25. His horse is named Sunday

26. nothing

27. Johnny

28. not there again

29. 3

30. its daytime

31. 3 minutes(boil at the same time)

32. outside

33. dead dog?

34. underground

35. go

36. a hole

37. incorrectly

38. she has no hair

39. he is my mother's father

40. plate?

41. outside

42. umbrella

[Guest]

I don't think #21 is worded right as it seems to work out to something complicated.

If you remove the brother-in-law part the answer would be brother-in-law but other than that I'm not sure.

[akaslickster]

the answer to 42 is an umbrella... it can go up the chimney when its closed but cant go down when its open

It can go down while open with a little force. On a windy and rainy day lots of umbrellas turn inside out.

[akaslickster]

3rd cousin or 2nd nephew?

[Guest]

I think the judge is defendant's wife

[Guest]

The defendant is the judge's husband.

Edited May 6, 2008 by KarenClark

[Guest]

Two possible answers, only one makes sense:

defendant is either the judge, or the judge's husband. Obviously judge's husband is the only one that makes sense.

[Guest]

either Spouse (wife of defendant) or....

Sister-in-law.

What it boils down to is it is his brother-in-law's sister...

If his wife's Brother's Sister is the judge - then she is a sister in law.

If it is his wife, then it is also his brother-in-law's sister....

Edited May 6, 2008 by TySim

[Guest]

1.Do they have a fourth of July in England? Of course, the whole world has July 4th.

2. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? All of them

3. Can a California man legally marry his widow's sister? Um, no, he's dead

4. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

5. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

6. A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left standing? Uh, 9

8. How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark? It was Noah, not Moses (haha, I made a comment about this joke earlier today. )

9. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh? Meat

10. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

11. How far can a dog run into the woods?

12. How can a woman in New York, without getting a divorce or 13.becoming a widow, or otherwise legally separated, legally marry 10 men? She's a preacher/pastor/rabbi/etc.

14. Why are 1990 dollar bills worth more than 1989 dollar bills? Because $1,900 is more than $1,899

15. Explain how a taxi can reach its destination in an hour and a half, but take 90 minutes to return when there is no other traffic?

16. Even when the Arctic natives are starving, why won't they eat penguin eggs?

17. Why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? Because a wooden leg isn't a camera

18. How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?

19. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the biggest mountain in the world? Mt. Everest

20. How is it possible for two fathers and two sons to pay only $21 for a buffet when the buffet costs $7 per person?

21. In a criminal trial, what is the relationship of the defendant to the trial judge, if the defendant's brother-in-law's only sister's husband is the father of the son of the judge?

22. Which weighs more, a pound of pennies or a pound of dimes? The are both a pound.

23. Two U.S. coins add up to 55 cents, but one coin is not a nickel. What are these coins?

24. What is it that the people who make it, don't want it; the people who buy it, don't use it; and the people who use it, don't know it?

25. A man rides into town on Sunday, three days later, he leaves on Sunday, how can this be? His horse is named Sunday.

26. What's more powerful than God, the rich don't want it, the poor have much of it, and if you eat it you'll die? Nothing

27. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third childs name? Johnny

29. Two ducks in front of a duck, two ducks behind a duck and a duck in the middle. how many ducks? (Not 5)

30. A man is driving his car without its lights on, the streets lights are not on, and there is no moon. A black cat runs in front of him. He brakes quickly and avoids it. How did he see the cat? It's daytime.

31. It takes 3 mins to boil 1 egg. How long does it take to boil 3 eggs? (Not 9) 3 mins in one pot

32. On what side of the cup does the handle belong? Outside

33. What kind of dog has four legs but never runs?

34. Where are potatoes grown? In the ground

35. If you hop out of your flop, to drop by the shop for a mop, and to top it off, your pop is a cop, what should you do when you come to a green light? Go

36. You have a wooden barrel filled with water. what can you put in it to make it lighter? A hole

37. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly

38. A woman walks in the rain without an umbrella, wearing no head gear. Although her ears get soaked, she doesn't get her hair wet. How is this possible?

39. How is it that my grandfather is only six years older than my father?

40. What is it that you put on the table, cut it, pass it around, but don't eat? A deck of cards

41. On which side does a chicken have the most feathers? Outside, lol, always works in these scenarios.

42. What goes up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up? An umbrella

Edited May 6, 2008 by Jen

[onetruth]

21 has multiple answers, since it depends on how you read "brother-in-law." If the defendant is a man, for example, it could his wife's brother, or his sister's husband. Either way, I think it's a conflict of interest and they need a new judge.

[Guest]

these are the answers i was looking for ubt some of the questions have more than one answer

1yes but its not a holiday just the day after the third

2.all of them February ends on the 28 most years but the other months still have at least 28 days

3.no he’s dead

4.70 30/.5=60+10=70

5.2

6.9 the rest just died

7. I don’t think I had a question #7

8.none it was Noah

9.meat

10.12

11.halfway

12.she marries people

13. no ? #13 either

14.because 1990 is more than 1989

15.its the same amount of time

16.because they’re in the artic and the penguins are in antartica

17.because wooden legs don’t take pictures cameras do

18.once after that its 20

19.mt. Everest

20.a man (father) his son(father and son) and the sons son(jut a son)

21.its his wife

22.niether a pound is a pound no mater what it’s a pound of

23.a half dollar (not a nickel) and a nickel

24.a coffin

25.the horses name is sunday

26.nothing

27.Johnny

29.3 << two ducks in front< <two ducks behind<< < a duck in< the middle <

30.its not dark out

31.3 your still boiling eggs

32.the outside

33.a dead one

34.in the ground

35.go

36.a hole

37.incorrectly

38.shes bald

39.its the mothers father

40. a deck of cards

41.the outside

42.an umbrella

[Guest]

1.Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes

2.Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? all

3.Can a California man legally marry his widow's sister? No he is dead

4.Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 70

5.If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? 2

6.A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and 7.die. How many sheep are left standing? 9

8.How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark? 2

9.A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh? meat

10.How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? 12

11.How far can a dog run into the woods? 1/2 way then he runs out

12.How can a woman in New York, without getting a divorce or becoming a widow, or otherwise legally separated, legally marry 10 men? she is a minister

14.Why are 1990 dollar bills worth more than 1989 dollar bills? well its $1990 is more than $1989

15.Explain how a taxi can reach its destination in an hour and a half, but take 90 minutes to return when there is no other traffic? same time

16.Even when the Arctic natives are starving, why won't they eat penguin eggs? no penquins in arctic

17.Why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? wooden legs arent cameras

18.How many times can you subtract 5 from 25? once

19.Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the biggest mountain in the world? mt everest

20.How is it possible for two fathers and two sons to pay only $21 for a buffet when the buffet costs $7 per person? one doesnt eat

21.In a criminal trial, what is the relationship of the defendant to the trial judge, if the defendant's brother-in-law's only sister's husband is the father of the son of the judge?

22.Which weighs more, a pound of pennies or a pound of dimes? same

23.Two U.S. coins add up to 55 cents, but one coin is not a nickel. What are these coins? the other is the nickel

24.What is it that the people who make it, don't want it; the people who buy it, don't use it; and the people who use it, don't know it?

25.A man rides into town on Sunday, three days later, he leaves on Sunday, how can this be?

26.What's more powerful than God, the rich don't want it, the poor have much of it, and if you eat it you'll die?

27.Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third childs name? Johnny

29.Two ducks in front of a duck, two ducks behind a duck and a duck in the middle. how many ducks? (Not 5) 3

30.A man is driving his car without its lights on, the streets lights are not on, and there is no moon. A black cat runs in front of him. He brakes quickly and avoids it. How did he see the cat?

31.It takes 3 mins to boil 1 egg. How long does it take to boil 3 eggs? (Not 9) 1 min

32.On what side of the cup does the handle belong? outside

33.What kind of dog has four legs but never runs? picture of a dog

34.Where are potatoes grown? ground

35.If you hop out of your flop, to drop by the shop for a mop, and to top it off, your pop is a cop, what should you do when you come to a green light? go

36.You have a wooden barrel filled with water. what can you put in it to make it lighter? a hole

37.What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly? incorrectly

38.A woman walks in the rain without an umbrella, earing no head gear. Although her ears get soaked, she doesn't get her hair wet. How is this possible? bald

39.How is it that my grandfather is only six years older than my father? maternal grandfather

40.What is it that you put on the table, cut it, pass it around, but don't eat? knife

41.On which side does a chicken have the most feathers? outside

42.What goes up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up? chimney's sweep