itachi-san Posted April 29, 2008 Report Share Posted April 29, 2008 Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wife's birthday. His wife was really mad. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 29, 2008 Report Share Posted April 29, 2008 Reminds me of a friend who wanted to be rembered for all time! He forgot his wedding anniversary. Now everyone knows. The only thing my wife and I have in common is that we both got married on the same day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 That one is STELLAR, just had to laugh!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 Holy smokes!!! That's wicked funny right der'ah. *passes out from laughing* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 Okay, I finally got my laughing under control...congrats on 1,000 posts!!!!! That's WICKED AWESOME!!!! C y'all latah!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 onetruth Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 lol @ Itachi and LIS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 2, 2008 Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 lol that is HILARIOUS!! couldnt stop laughing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 2, 2008 Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 That is one funny joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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itachi-san
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wife's birthday. His wife was
really mad.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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