[Guest]

1. Two cannibals were chatting as they had their dinner. One complained that he really quite disliked his new mother-in-law. What was the advice given to him by his companion?

2. Paul’s height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

3. What ends everything always?

4. When you have me, you feel like sharing me. But, if you do share me, you don’t have me. What am I?

5. You can hold it without using your hands or arms. What is it?

6. What do the letter ‘t’ and an island have in common?

[Guest]

1. Two cannibals were chatting as they had their dinner. One complained that he really quite disliked his new mother-in-law. What was the advice given to him by his companion?

2. Paul’s height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

3. What ends everything always?

4. When you have me, you feel like sharing me. But, if you do share me, you don’t have me. What am I?

5. You can hold it without using your hands or arms. What is it?

6. What do the letter ‘t’ and an island have in common?

2)meat

3)Time

4)secret

5)breath

Edited April 23, 2008 by esjohnson

[Guest]

1. Don't bother finishing her then. Give it (the meal) to the dog.

2. Meat. (He's a butcher)

3. g - The last letter in everything.

4. A secret.

5. Your head (up)

Your dignity

Your tongue.....

6. They are both crossed (stroke and traveling)

[Guest]

u got #4 and #5 right, #3 is wrong, good luck with the rest !

[Guest]

RG: ausseibandit

1. got the idea, simlar answer

2. right

3. right

4. right

5. not what i was looking for

6. wrong

[Guest]

RG: ausseibandit

1. got the idea, simlar answer

2. right

3. right

4. right

5. not what i was looking for

6. wrong

#6 - It's possible to cross an island, and also to cross a t.

Not wrong, but maybe not what you were looking for.

[Guest]

u got #4 and #5 right, #3 is wrong, good luck with the rest !

Both are at the middle of waTer.

[Guest]

yep, (note: all riddles have been taken from the internet)

[Guest]

1 - add salt/pepper, - season to taste.

2 - what ever he puts on the scales

3 - g

4 - luck ???

5 - Breath

6 - you can cross them???

Edit cos i pressed wrong button

Edited April 23, 2008 by Lost in space

[akaslickster]

#6. T , you are on a TOUR

#5. book

#4. life?

#3. death

#2. Paul weighed the meat-cuts for packaging.

#1.Have her over to barbeque.

Edited April 23, 2008 by akaslickster

[itachi-san]

1)sprinkle some salt on her

2)meat

3)g always ends 'everything', or s ends 'everything always'

4)secret

5)breath

6)in the middle of water