Nikyma Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs," I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart." I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad." ''Exactly," I replied back with a big smile on my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 (edited) Hey - I absolutely resemble that remark! Edited April 16, 2008 by Lost in space Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 onetruth Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 Oh wow...I'm going to be laughing about that for days! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 lol wouldent the "Mom Test" be a pregnancy test? If you pass then your preggers and therefore a mom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 2, 2008 Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 Thanks for making us men ook even worse <_< it was still a really good joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 18, 2008 Report Share Posted May 18, 2008 Great 1 4 females but not quite 4 males Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Oh man, that was hilarious! Woooh! It's like that's a step lower! HA HA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 OmegaScales Posted November 5, 2010 Report Share Posted November 5, 2010 :lol: I wonder if this actually happened somewhere. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Nikyma
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something
off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away
from her and I asked her not to do that.
"Why?" my daughter asked.
"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's
dirty, and probably has germs," I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked,
"Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart."
I was thinking quickly.
"All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or
they don't let you be a Mom."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you
don't pass the test you have to be the dad."
''Exactly," I replied back with a big smile on my face.
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