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I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something

off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away

from her and I asked her not to do that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's

dirty, and probably has germs," I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked,

"Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart."

I was thinking quickly.

"All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or

they don't let you be a Mom."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently

pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you

don't pass the test you have to be the dad."

''Exactly," I replied back with a big smile on my face.

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Hey - I absolutely resemble that remark!

Edited by Lost in space

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lol

:D

wouldent the "Mom Test" be a pregnancy test? If you pass then your preggers and therefore a mom

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Thanks for making us men ook even worse <_<

it was still a really good joke :lol:

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