Good-natured Trump jokes

[bonanova]

An airplane was about to crash. There were four passengers on board but only three parachutes.

The first passenger said, "I am Steph Curry, the best NBA basketball player. The Warriors and my millions of fans need me and I can't afford to die." So he took the first pack and jumped out of the plane.

The second passenger, Donald Trump, said, "I am the newly-elected US president and I am the smartest president in American history, so my people don't want me to die." He took the second pack and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, the Pope, said to the fourth passenger, a 10-year old school boy, "My son, I am old and don't have many years left. You have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The little boy said, "That's okay, Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America's smartest president took my school bag."

[phaze]

Whats the difference between a Muslim and a terrorist?

The terrorist voted for Trump.

Still don't know the difference?

We know who you voted for..

Edited December 18, 2016 by phaze
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[phaze]

Is the title meant to be a joke in itself?

I'm not sure we can have good natured jokes about anything people have strong preferences for.

(see also religion or lack thereof)

 

basically if it is a strong enough opinion to be put on a placard or T-shirt someone is going to get offended (aka joke is not funny)

[Izzy]

A joke from the internet yesterday: Trump really delivered when he said he would run the government just like his businesses. It's already shutdown! Don't worry, he still has three years to  bankrupt it.