[Guest]

An owner of a shop sells a woman a parrot, claiming it repeats every word it hears. Months later, after tedious training, the parrot never says a word. Why?

Edited March 26, 2008 by dawgsrule93

[itachi-san]

the parrot is deaf, so it doesn't hear anything to repeat

[Guest]

An owner of a shop sells a woman a parrot, claiming it repeats every word it hears. Months later, after tedious training, the parrot never says a word. Why?

Its a dead parrot, but it has beautiful plumage. The dead don't hear.

Its deaf.

The woman is a mute.

[itachi-san]

Its a dead parrot, but it has beautiful plumage. The dead don't hear.

Its deaf.

The woman is a mute.

Haha! I'm reminded of Dumb and Dumber when Lloyd sells the blind kid their dead bird

[Guest]

An owner of a shop sells a woman a parrot, claiming it repeats every word it hears. Months later, after tedious training, the parrot never says a word. Why?

Either the parrot is deaf, the woman is dumb, or both.

[Guest]

Mute women or deaf bird

[Guest]

She never taught it to say `a word´.

[itachi-san]

She never taught it to say `a word´.

Or it only repeats 'every word it hears' so it will never say 'a word'

[Guest]

the parrot marries the woman and then never listens to a thing she says

just kidding