flamebirde 196 Report post Posted May 30, 2012 there are 2 bricks in a plane. one falls out. how many are left? 1 brick is left. how do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? you open the door, put the elephant in, and close the door. how do you put a zebra in a refrigerator? open the door, take the elephant out, put the zebra in, and close the door. the lion has called a convention that every jungle animal should try to attend. which animal did not attend? the zebra, because you shoved it in a fridge. you need to get across a river that has a nest of alligators in it. how do you get past the river? you swim across. the alligators are at the convention. you die anyway, upon crossing the river. why? because a brick fell from the sky. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheCube 126 Report post Posted May 30, 2012 How many elephants fit in a Voltswagon? 4, two in the front and back How do you know there is an elephant in the fridge? cause there are footprints in the butter. How do you know there are 2 elephants in the fridge? They giggle when the light turns off. How do you know there are 3 elephants in the fridge? Its sort of hard to open and close the door now, isn't it? How do you know there are 4 elephants in the fridge? Cause there is a Voltswagon parked out back, lawl. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phil1882 13 Report post Posted May 30, 2012 what do you get when you cross an elephant with peanut butter? peanut butter that never forgets, or an elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
