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stupidest joke ever

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there are 2 bricks in a plane. one falls out. how many are left?

1 brick is left.

how do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

you open the door, put the elephant in, and close the door.

how do you put a zebra in a refrigerator?

open the door, take the elephant out, put the zebra in, and close the door.

the lion has called a convention that every jungle animal should try to attend. which animal did not attend?

the zebra, because you shoved it in a fridge.

:o

you need to get across a river that has a nest of alligators in it. how do you get past the river?

you swim across. the alligators are at the convention.

you die anyway, upon crossing the river. why?

because a brick fell from the sky.

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How many elephants fit in a Voltswagon? 4, two in the front and back

How do you know there is an elephant in the fridge? cause there are footprints in the butter.

How do you know there are 2 elephants in the fridge? They giggle when the light turns off.

How do you know there are 3 elephants in the fridge? Its sort of hard to open and close the door now, isn't it?

How do you know there are 4 elephants in the fridge? Cause there is a Voltswagon parked out back, lawl.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with peanut butter?

peanut butter that never forgets, or an elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.

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