flamebirde Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 there are 2 bricks in a plane. one falls out. how many are left? 1 brick is left. how do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? you open the door, put the elephant in, and close the door. how do you put a zebra in a refrigerator? open the door, take the elephant out, put the zebra in, and close the door. the lion has called a convention that every jungle animal should try to attend. which animal did not attend? the zebra, because you shoved it in a fridge. you need to get across a river that has a nest of alligators in it. how do you get past the river? you swim across. the alligators are at the convention. you die anyway, upon crossing the river. why? because a brick fell from the sky. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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