Guest Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 What do they serve the donkeys on Blackpool pier about half an hour Why didn't the skeleton go to the party Because he had no one to go with A man walks into a girder ouch! Just thought I would get this one started feel free to post any others you have Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Just in case you didn't get them here are the original jokes What do they give the donkeys on Blackpool pier About twenty minutes Why didn't the skeleton go to the party Because he had no body to go with A man walks into a bar Ouch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 I've got another. A man walks into a bar and sits down, suddenly the peanuts say "You know you look really nice today"a bit taken aback the man walks to the cigarette machine and just as he is about to get a cigarette the machine says "wow, you look really ugly today" wondering what was going on he went up to the bartender and asked why the peanuts and cigarette machine had complimented and insulted him.The peanuts are free and the cigarette machine doesn't work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 OmegaScales Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 complimentary peanuts and _____ machine. I forget the machine part, but i do know the complimentary vs. complementary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 (edited) complimentary peanuts and _____ machine. I forget the machine part, but i do know the complimentary vs. complementary. A man walks into a bar and sits down, suddenly the peanuts say "You know you look really nice today"a bit taken aback the man walks to the cigarette machine and just as he is about to get a cigarette the machine says "wow, you look really ugly today" wondering what was going on he went up to the bartender and asked why the peanuts and cigarette machine had complimented and insulted him. To which the bartender replied "the peanuts are complementary and the cigarette machine is out of order" Edited January 8, 2011 by Segul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 ha ha ha thats prety funny segul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 OmegaScales Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Why did the fowl go across the strip of pavement? In order to be on the opposite side it started. And on the topic of "Jokes gone wrong," here's a little bonus. Take caution as exposure to this joke may cause temporary blindness, deafness, vomiting, nausea, and the urge to shoot yourself in the earlobe with a type 14 Nambu semi-automatic pistol . Seriously though , it is rather disturbing . One early morning, before the sun had shown itself, Sherlock Holmes called for his right hand man, Watson. Upon Watson's arrival, Holmes said, "I always assumed you wore boxers, not whites." "Holmes, I know your brilliant, but how did you know I am wearing whites?" "Elementary my dear Watson. You forgot to put your pants on." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 MissKitten Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 *gasp* watson, how could you?!? but seriously, i love that one. Sherlock Holmes is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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What do they serve the donkeys on Blackpool pier
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party
A man walks into a girder
Just thought I would get this one started feel free to post any others you have
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