[Guest]

Okay, I recieved this joke in an email chain letter.

So, a burglar breaks into a house. He knows the family isn't home, because he has been watching them for a while now.. He looks around for the valuable stuff, and hears a voice say "Jesus is watching you." Stunned, and a little scared, he looks around, but sees no one. He swears to himself, and promises himself a vacation after his next big break. So he goes back to his burgling. Then he hears the same voice "Jesus is watching you." Real creeped out now, he pulls out his flashlight, and shines it around. The beam comes to rest on a parrot. The burglar said to the parrot

"Was that you?"

"Yes." the parrot admitted.

"What's your name?"

"Moses."

"What kind of people name a parrot Moses?"

"The same kind who name a Rottweiler Jesus!"

[MissKitten]

haha, ive heard this one before, it was in a joke book i had.

[Guest]

great.................

[Guest]

I've heard this one before, except Jesus was a pit bull

Edited August 2, 2010 by harvey45

[MissKitten]

yup ^.

[OmegaScales]

The way I heard it, the pit bull was named God.