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One day the pastor had this donkey. He entered in a race and won. He entered it in another race and it won again. The local newspaper heard about and posted an article which had a headline that read: PASTOR'S a** OUT FRONT.Well, when the bishop heard about it, he became very worried. So he told the pastor to get rid of the donkey. That pastor then gave it to a nun in a nearby convent. When the newspaper heard about that, the headline read, NUN HAS BEST a** IN TOWN. The bishop then became very worried and told the nun she had to get rid of the donkey. She sold it to a farmer and, of course, the newspaper heard of it. The headline was NUN SELLS a** FOR TEN DOLLARS. The bishop, now with much stress and increasing worry, told the nun to set the donkey free so there would be no trouble. The newspaper printed an article with the headline, NUN ANNOUNCES THAT HER a** IS WILD AND FREE. When the bishop saw this, he became so overcome with shock that he became seriously ill and died.

Moral of the story? Don't worry about everyone else's asses and you'll be fine. :)

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I love this joke! :lol: Not just because of the moral of the story, but because it's hilarious all the way through to the punchline! ^_^

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