Report Peek-a-boo in New Word Riddles Posted January 25 Oh my goodness!! Hello! I love the revival of a 2013 riddle, bring it on! I'm going to post the two poems back to back just for comparisons sake: I'm neither ugly nor watched by foolsBut my salty attitude could get under your skin& I could sound a bit crazyEspecially while movingGet off my lawn I'm neither ugly nor watched by children But fall afoul of my salty attitude and enjoy my crusty skin Though I could sound a bit crazy, I'm not a fraud Especially while moving Get off my lawn, it's dinnertime Initial thoughts: Spoiler While my thoughts initially jumped to something like a sailor or a witch, I feel like it might actually be food/diet related due to "not watched by children/fools" and "salty/crusty" and "dinnertime." "sound a bit crazy" could be a reference to bananas, but the rest of the rhyme doesn't fit, and "while moving" doesn't really apply here... I'm going to guess a crab. > salty attitude & crusty skin --> crustacean > could sound a bit crazy / get off my lawn --> "crabby"?