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peace*out

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  1. Poor little Herbie. Since his birth, poor blind Herbie had never seen the light of day. One day at bedtime, his mother told him that the next day would be a very special one. If he prayed extra hard to Jesus, he'd be able to see when he woke up the next morning.

    Eagerly, Herbie crouched down on his knees beside his bed andput his hands together. For hours, he prayed and prayed to Jesus.

    The next morning Herbie's mother came into his room and gently woke him from his sleep.

    "Well Herbie, open your eyes and you'll know that Jesus answered your prayers."

    Little Herbie slowly opened his eyes, only to cry out, "Mother! Mother! I STILL CAN'T SEE!"

    "I know, dear," said his mother. "APRIL FOOL!"

    :(

    ALSO:

    Q: What does an orthodox Muslim who eats ham sandwiches need?

    A: Mo' ham ed.


  2. ~Never do your homework during study hall, they stay up after lights out doing hw...every...single...night

    ~Never clean your room

    ~get a stuffed animal of a bear or dog, and pet it on your lap, saying "good kitty, good kitty"

    ~be tawkinz en lawl caht speke, all deh tiem, n me-ow erry nou n agaaan

    ~Or Yoda, Like him Talk.


  3. I used an instrumental and my own voice to make this; I know I'm not a good singer, but this gives an idea of how the song sounds. I also added onto the lyrics a bit to match it up to the real song. I didn't change puzzlegirl's lyrics, however.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TAOitTtEr4

    this is awesome! does anyone maybe want to rewrite it? blade doesnt come on much anymore... :/ Oh, how this brings back memories... :P

    I second that motion! :P I love that song. It's on my top 5 list.

    :D YOU ARE AWESOME! :D

    Rainbow Trololol I love this so much.

    ...my roomates looking at me weirdly, but its totally worth. o.o I LOVE THIS


  4. *sighs* here we go...

    ~If a kids scared of the monsters, hes an alien

    ~If the enemies give in easily, they actually have your baby and the one you have is actually made of good.

    ~If its a nice day out side and you voice is echo-ey, your actually in a space ship and have just been kissed

    ~The answer is a. to either reverse the polarity or b. its a perception filter

    ~giant sissors will not protect you against giant dolls

    ~Always push big, bright buttons

    ~Shouting tell me everything! when vampires are chasing you does not work

    ~vampires are actually space fish...that can float

    ~glasses should either be 3D or cameras

    ~NEVER TOUCH THE ROT

    ~If santas are following you with musical instruments, get away from your christmas tree

    ~The device that will open a device built to contain the most dangerous thing in the universe will NOT open a wooden door

    ~Tea is always the answer

    ~Dont drink coffee if a guy offers it to you

    ~dont get your palm read is someone offers to do it for free

    ~the technology to kill the aliens will only work once the aliens start to leave


  5. oh this is awesome! my roomates about 4 feet to my left right now (mwahaha!)

    ~eat something like cake, and when she asks where you got it, shrug and say "the garbage in teh hall" and keep eating it yet.

    ~tell her that you have a pet monkey and that you walk it on a leash (my friend did this at our sit-down table yesterday. it was hilarious because people kept saying "I cant tell if your joking or not. then we got into a discussion about animal cruelty).

    ~put a rubber snake/spider in her bed

    ~When shes almost asleep, tell her you think you saw a spider crawling around on the ceiling before (if shes on top bunk) or a mouse on her bed (if shes on bottom bunk)


  6. 6 - hours of endless fun...no seriously, its kind of a hobby

    19 - done all the time, accidentally.

    44 & 45 - quite an easy way to annoy family if done next to them in public ;)

    50 - that is amazing. i eat all the mints before im seated anyways

    68 - i shall make one

    69 - as. much. as. possible. dragging your sister along is an added bonus

    70 - annoys my sister (and me) to no end, which is why we do it to each other

    76 - i do that, but then eat the end separately. if doing #76, it is advised to watch your parent's faces if you want a funny reaction (at least mine sometimes)

    81 - will do that. it sounds fun. :)

    82 - we have them up year round outside :D

    83 - i may actually do when im older...sounds fun :D

    93 - is done on my family. they're kinda used to it now...

    94 - ...or just stare at the tv and say "preeeeety colorrrsssssss" every 30 seconds. (guilty)

    95 - done with my iPod, all around the house. constantly. especially if ive just gotten the song

    97 - done as much as possible. however, my family can go without blinking longer than i can, so /shrugs/

    101 - is DEFINITELY annoying. ive been on the receiving end. :/ ("mom...who are they?" "i have no idea")


  7. Hey I was trying not to give that away. It's best if you've forgotten that there will be a song by the time the song begins.

    Not this one then?

    I just downloaded a mixtape from gmad and these songs were on it:

    roll it up

    fade away (420)

    dear weed

    smoke my weed

    trippin

    smoking section

    so high

    high x times

    rollin'

    overdose V2

    ^^thats almost half of the mixtape...

    so yeah, if we need anymore ideas ;)


  8. but it's still dangerous.

    Road Runner and Tweety might wanna save peace.

    sorry...

    this is why im horrible at mafia...i dont think.

    dont know what else i could have said. i tried to hint. and i tried to limit it down.

    but i should have waited. *another headdesk*

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