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Joke #1: Knock, knock! Who's there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O. Joke #2: Knock, knock! Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes me. Who ish you? Joke #3: Knock, knock! Who's there? Yule. Yule who? Yule never know! Joke #4: Knock, knock! Who's there? I mist. I mist who? I mist you at the party last night. Joke #5: Knock, knock! Who's there? Wood. Wood who? Wood you like to let me in now?

Joke #6: Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris. Joke #7: Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth. Joke #8: Chuck Norris knows Victorias Secret. Joke #9: You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird. Joke #10: Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his room, the bears not dead it's just afraid to move.

Joke #1: It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. Joke #2: Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits Joke #3: Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. Joke #4: Chuck Norris once killed a man 3 hours before the fight broke out. Joke #5: Chuck Norris can leave a message before the beep.

Joke #11: You never really know a man until you have divorced him. Joke #12: The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money. Joke #13: Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked. Joke #14: For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened. Joke #15: Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers.

Joke #7: If your beauty is on the inside, turn yourself inside out. Joke #8: It takes money to make money because you have to copy the design exactly. Joke #9: Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff. Joke #10: You cannot taste me, until you undress me.

Joke #4: The most important item in an order will no longer be available. Joke #5: People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care. Joke #6: There is a right way, a wrong way, and my way to do everything.

Joke #1: Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one. Joke #2: Ability is like a check, it has no value unless it is cashed. Joke #3: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? - A stick.

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on? A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.

Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.