[Would You Rather]

Bambi looks tastier. Would you rather... Constantly sing "I'm a Little Teapot" every minute of the day for a year or permanently change your name to Mr./Ms. Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm?

Edit: typo

[Would You Rather]

Chuck Norris, since I would probably be thrown in jail for vandalism even if I attempted to tear down the bridge.

Would you rather...be transported back to the 1600s with its outdated technology or go to the year 2500 where you have no idea what might be waiting for you there?

[Would You Rather]

I believe the lion option would be safer. Would you rather...be ant-sized or blue whale-sized?

[Would You Rather]

I would rather Justin Beiber never had been famous, mainly because I don't care about either option.

Would you rather...Have a boring, difficult job that pays millions per year or absolutely love your career and never want to quit but only get minimum wage?

[Forum Taboo]

No.

[One Up Me]

Who knows? It could come back.

[One Up Me]

And it was so...Bessie the cow vowed never again to enter that chamber of horrors so innocently named "McDonald's."

[Forum Taboo]

Yes.

[Forum Taboo]

Nine.

[... mythical castle]

Issue on my computer with spoilers, so here is my guess:
If you don't want to see it, ignore this and do not continue reading.


Edit: typo

Okay, here goes:

Short people on a high wire or trapeze?

[Inside the box or out?]

Inflation is to blame. : )

[Would You Rather]

Would you rather eat a pineapple with the outside still on it or walk around flapping your arms like a chicken for a day?

Please answer, then ask a "would you rather" of your own.

[Express Lane]

Not really a paradox, but here goes.

Say someone goes to the grocery store and buys 100 identical cans of cat food. They are in a hurry, so they attempt to go through the express lane, claiming that they really only got 1 item: cat food. But the cashier does not agree, saying they actually have 100 items. Who is correct?

[I swear:]

That's an interesting smiley face. I've never seen that before.

[I swear:]

I swear I just saw an alien outside my window. Or a bird.

[The Brain]

I used to think that the brain was the most important organ. Then I said to myself, "Look who's telling me that!"

[Forum Taboo]

Verb.

[Human origin" according to my own theory"]

I love it when Christians ask a question on "why do you have faith?" I believe in my heart and mind (but mostly my mind) that I am right. I have faith in my perceptions and beliefs. I trust the reality as I perceive it and mediate my actions appropriately... just like any Christian. Though, I guess being deist this question may not have been meant for me... sorry

That's okay. Thank you anyway.

A lot of the time, how someone is raised will lead them to believe or disbelieve. Science has proven this. However, science is not 100% accurate. This is perhaps due to divine (or otherwise) powers. Some people are born good, and stay good even through experiences that would normally corrupt people. Some are born evil...

does that make sense to you?

I don't agree with that, but I can see how someone might think that. Do you know of any particular reason why atheists don't think God exists?

[Forum Taboo]

Neither. It is not a noun.

[The Orchestra]

Very creative answer, but that is not it.

[Forum Taboo]

Hmm...okay, I've got one.

[Forum Taboo]

How about "elusion" or "elision?" If neither of these work, I really don't know what else to guess.

[Human origin" according to my own theory"]

I have a question for all you atheists and agnostics out there: Why do you believe what you believe? I'd just like to know.

[The Orchestra]

Hint: think of a very common event.

[Forum Taboo]

Umm... "Elimination?" Or maybe "Elocution?"