Kat, I think I'll give this a try.
After all how hard can it be?
I'm on line three with a sigh,
For I can't rhyme myself out of a cup of tea.
Okay, line 4 was really rather lame.
Not my fault, I promise, the poem cheated.
Perhaps not, I suppose I'm the one to blame.
But do not fear, for I can beat it!
Oh man, I have to write another stanza of these?
I really don't know how I should go on.
Perhaps I'll solicit the birds and the bees,
So I can finish my poem and be gone.
I'm nearly finished, the end is in sight,
Last line! I'm done! The end, and good night!